Zyolus

Introverted loser with a mental deficiency.
First stream will be on Nov. 4th. First-time WoW player.

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Just for future reference, when I say I love Unohana, that she's my type. I'm talking about this version of her:

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They were born during the prime of the porn industry, and they jumped aboard. I don't blame them; it's a career path. I can only hope they don't have regrets.

But they weren't born during the prime of OnlyFans and Fansly, and holy shit, can that make you MONEY.

It's envy and resentment.

Work is work; as long as it's not hurting anyone and you're happy doing it, get that bag.

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@0FedKin Wait until we get into the Ronfoid era.

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@LightYagummyy Knew Death Note was a love story all along.

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@BushidoSpirit88 Guts wasn't mad at Griffith for what he was doing to Casca during the eclipse.

He was mad that it wasn't him.

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@SmugAlana Looking forward to it!

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Bro, what the fuck? Child marriage is only illegal in 18 states?!?

Thank god my state has some common sense, which is a fucking surprise.

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@ChibiReviews Yeah… they're totally attractive and um... hot?

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@NancyMace Straight to the firing squad.

Or the guillotine if you're old-fashioned.

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@GlobeEyeNews It... wasn't illegal prior?

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@BEmpress1984 Yeah, eat it, no hesitation.

The more he hesitates and looks around, the more gay it is.

If he breaks off pieces of it to eat? That's a bottom bitch right there.

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@ultronlift If that's a dad bod, I got that mummification physique.

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@itsTomokocchi Wii Sports, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, My Sims Kingdom, and My Sims Agents were goated.

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@NexelGTA The way god intended.

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The instant you understand that the vast majority of posts and engagement are nothing more than grasping for clout and money, you stop taking everything so seriously.

And then you can just sit back and revel in the chaos, ragebait, idiocy, and depravity of the internet.

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@cruxlust Same here.

The best month of the year.

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@ZacB_MN They feel what's in the moment, not thinking of what comes after.

Hindsight, cause and effect, and repercussions don't exist within their narrow worldview.

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Pretty sure they’ll just say, “I can lift that much at the gym easily.”

They’re not going to understand the toll of carrying that much weight around every single day, how it can constantly strain your back, gradually make things worse, and make something as simple as walking around more difficult.

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But that would make you.. Let me check my notes.

"A bigoted, transphobic, homophobic, capitilistic nazi who endorses slavery and the supremacy of white people, you Ku Klux Klan cracker."

"And that means you're bad, which makes anything I do to you fair play, because that's how I feel it should work."

God.. I just want to get back to a semblance of normalcy, and not allow the mental asylum patients to roam free.

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@darlingstrawbie Marriage is a form of patriarchial slavery, strawb.

Get that sixteenth-century mindset out of here.

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