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[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I WANT TO BE A GOOD BOY.

[Adit³ 🇮🇳 M4X @aditstappen]

DOUBLE MCLAREN DISQUALIFICATION!!

IT FINALLY HAPPENED 😭🙏🏼😭🙏🏼

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"There are now more homebuyers over age 70 than under 35," per FORTUNE.

[maria @essereleclerc]

the way neither sky sports nor f1tv caught wind of leclerc's incredible lap until he went over the line

[T Serewicz @TimSerewicz]

@Pirat_Nation Annoying entry level customer service won't help.

Call and ask everyone who lives in the same zip code as the board members. Same for the CEO and CFO.

Call their golf or tennis club and favorite bar. Soon everyone in their orbit asks them why. Then it will change.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

That thing you want to do as a boyfriend, do it as a girlfriend.

[🐐🇳🇱 @Mikk_MV33]

Lando Norris Spa highlights:

- Let "Piastri" dunk 6 tenths in Sprint Quali🤾‍♂️
- Ghosted in the Sprint👻
- Couldn't beat the lap record with a better setup in Qualifying🫩
- No battery management🪫
- One mistake every 5 laps🥸

Listened to the haters 🗣

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

that mclaren is illegal.

[kd🚀🇵🇹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇧🇷 @mercsogyny]

“Spa sucks” “get spa off the calendar” have you considered that I like driving it on the games though

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Minecraft creator Notch responded to Pirate Software’s disapproval of the Stop Killing Games campaign

"If buying a game is not a purchase, then pirating them is not theft"

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Fucking your coworker is a major sign of sexual deviancy and indiscipline on the highest level, anybody that partakes in such is a loser filled with a jezebel spirit and should deadass be put on some type of corporate sex offender’s list

[princesss ♡ @urfaeriegfx]

boys really just want to be loved, cared for, & milked til they can't think straight ♡

[F1 Jayy @F1JayyUK]

Nobody called for race ban when George got out of his car and slapped Bottas

[redbully @VERSATAN3344]

being a max verstappen fan is great because they can say anything they want about him but they can never say he's underperforming

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom