james

airwave and a marlboro

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

"It's only 1pm and it's 30 degrees, try and pace yourself until kick-off"

5 mins later:

[nico @forerolas]

endrick: me cae muy bien el archiduque franz ferdinand

ancelotti:

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

I demand to know who roofied my 9th Negroni

[Dave Kerr | Vibes FC @DaveKerrPT]

The suspect has been pictured fleeing the scene

[• @yducknow]

When I accidentally become important at work and now it's ruining my gym schedule

[Keats @KeatonFisher19]

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when your friend starts chatting with someone you don't know

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Tonight we’re drinking until we find the ‘f’ in tough.

[Rotations @RotationsNRatio]

Tottenham getting relegated and Cundy has managed to get O’Hara to leave the studio on TalkSport. We might be looking at an all timer sports bar 🤣🤣

[Sash @sashedelic]

Finding my future wife on Fotmob

[Chico @chicoscut]

Might be a hot take but I genuinely believe if you played any sports growing up , cod/snd just comes easier to you

[elle ୨୧ ┊ relapse 🍎 @parasitehills]

breakfast !! 358 cals🫶

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

oh its so fuckin over

[Vaelor💥 @vaelor0]

Dis one of da most violent images I ever seen