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[lane b @0003797_]

📝 Insight: reflecting on past errors and fixing them leads to fewer setbacks ahead! I'm not seeking an impeccable, faultless companion. I simply desire you, the one who embraces every one of my chaotic imperfections and remains by my side through each challenging, demanding cha

[lane b @0003797_]

🌙 Strolling with companions, a sense of gravity lingers among them. Don't measure your entire path by a single fleeting setback. Defeat is merely a bend in the road, not the finish line. Refine your strategies and begin anew, armed with sharper intentions and steadier inner str

[lane b @0003797_]

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[lane b @0003797_]

I am quitting blind bobs and am going to go work at Applebees s

[lane b @0003797_]

this is so funny

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Doja Cat calls out her fans for calling themselves ‘Kittenz’ as a fandom name:

“my fans don’t name themselves shit. if you call yourself a “kitten” or fucking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house.”

[lane b @0003797_]

bartending has 100% ruined me on human beings y’all are so annoying and emotionally immature and just hot messes in general

[lane b @0003797_]

always the same mfs absolutely wasted crying at the bar at 2PM on a Sunday lmao

[helen @helen]

this is how it feels standing next to someone who is two years younger than u

[lane b @0003797_]

:/

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Dude: Dating is so easy for women. Just pick one of hundreds of Nice Guys™ on the app.

And what's on the app: Chris

[lane b @0003797_]

for my bday my mom gave me $$ to go shopping for vacation clothes for my trip to LA and im just looking at Korn merch

[lane b @0003797_]

it is my birthday tomorrow bye

[lane b @0003797_]

@bimbobagginssss The hating has been done

[lane b @0003797_]

@dessiedaisie no way shut up that’s terrible I would feel so hurt

[lane b @0003797_]

idk what the connection is between people who constantly post therapy memes about protecting their peace and not tipping their bartenders but there definitely is one

[big sweet tony @dj__sadness]

pronouncing grimace like versace

[lane b @0003797_]

@ProfessorLNS Yes!

[lane b @0003797_]

yikes!

[lane b @0003797_]

I’m gonna cut my hair off today. Definitely will regret it. Will update soon xoxo

[lane b @0003797_]

i don’t want to hear about Taylor Swift any more