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http://t.co/aOk0few1ZL "I NEVER have enough pockets to carry all my awesome cargo!" - revolutionary shorts designer.

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all. http://t.co/VlQJb8pM

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

http://t.co/5P56v0Hx Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles.

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

http://t.co/W7uicVEg "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

http://t.co/8Vx1IsL7 A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship.

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises. http://t.co/cbCYMDa2

[luiz claudio de alme @000pg]

Do mailmen like opening their own mail or does it feel like work? http://t.co/fwtizKpv