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[NO FILTER @001Unfiltered]

Bro make sure no money was left on the table

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

A Gen z was employed last week at our office. She was so pretty but lazy,always late and untidy. Very rude too even to our boss

[Altine💛 @Thickest_Altine]

This is the definition of a black Barbie..
She is so hot right🤯🤯

[Haji @khal_haji]

Cheating on your girlfriend because she is broke is valid.

[Altine💛 @Thickest_Altine]

Her body is insane??
Does anybody know who she is?

[Abba🫀 @engr_imm]

The Customer Refused to Pay $18 for a Cup of Coffee After the Barista Changed the Price.

Customer: “Why is my coffee $18? The menu says $7.50.”

Barista: “You ordered the large iced coffee with oat milk, extra espresso, and vanilla syrup.”

Customer: “I didn’t realize every small addition came with another charge.”

Barista: “The prices are listed on the menu.”

Customer: “No, they aren’t. I checked before ordering.”

Barista: “That’s what the register calculated.”

Customer: “Then let me speak to your manager.”

The manager walked over.

Manager: “What’s the issue?”

Customer: “Your employee is charging me $18 for a coffee advertised at $7.50.”

Manager: “You selected several customizations. Those come with additional costs.”

Customer: “I understand paying extra for additions. But nobody told me the final price before preparing the drink.”

[King👑 @itspauldaniels]

This is rated 10/10
The Race is not for the swift
Battle not for the strong
The best scene you will see today

[Sayrah of Fiji💛 @Thickest_Sayrah]

Your IJGB boyfriend might have a wicked infection or disease if you like put head

[Osezua @uniqueosez]

Mother-in-law tried to give her daughter-in-law a life lesson, but the reply sent her straight into retirement!

At the dinner table, the mother-in-law began:

Mother-in-law: “At your age, I was doing everything. I worked, cooked, cleaned and took care of the home!”

Daughter-in-law: “Exactly! That’s why I married your son. I thought you had trained him to do all those things before handing him over to me!” 😂😂

The silence at that dinner table must have been expensive! 🤣

[Lainey💐 @Laineytales]

Stanley Tucci fighting for his life trying to hold Priyanka Chopra back is the exact level of chaotic duo energy I aspire to 😂

[James 🇺🇸 @Realcoinforge]

MANY AMERICANS WANT TO BRING BACK THE 1952 MCCARRAN-WALTER ACT, RESTRICTING MUSLIMS FROM PUBLIC OFFICE. ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[Bosha🍁 @auwal_sls]

Some doors were never meant to be held open. Elevator (2011).

[RoboRocks @malagojr]

When bro is changing his clothes but his dog starts running away 😢

[Nostalgic Hubb @NostalgicHubb]

I can’t fathom the weirdest sex these two must be having 😭😂

[SUCCY BANKZ @SuccyBankz]

Doctor: When did you first notice the symptoms?

Wife: About three weeks ago. I’ve been feeling tired, and I sometimes feel sick in the mornings.

Doctor: Have you taken a pregnancy test?

Wife: Yes. I took two tests at home, and both were positive.

The doctor checked her blood test results.

Doctor: Your blood test confirms that you’re pregnant.

I looked at him in disbelief.

Me: Sorry, what did you just say?

Doctor: Your wife is pregnant.

Me: That can’t be right. I’ve had a vasectomy.

The doctor looked at me.

Doctor: When did you have the procedure?

Me: Four years ago. I even went back for the follow-up tests, and they confirmed it was successful.

Doctor: Do you still have the medical report?

Me: Yes. I have it at home.

Doctor: A vasectomy is very effective, but it can rarely fail, even after successful follow-up tests. We shouldn’t rule anything out yet.

Me: Are you saying I could still be the father?

Doctor: It’s possible. We’ll need to investigate further.

I sat quietly for a moment.

My wife looked just as confused as I was.

Doctor: Have either of you visited a fertility clinic recently?

I looked at my wife before answering.

Me: My wife has been visiting one, but she told me she was helping her younger sister. Her sister has been trying to have a baby for years.

Doctor: Has your wife received any treatment there herself?

Me: Not that I know of.

The doctor turned towards my wife.

Doctor: Would you mind giving us permission to request your records from that clinic? It might help us understand what’s happening.

My wife agreed.

Before the doctor could continue, my phone rang.

It was my wife calling, even though she was sitting right beside me.

I looked at her, confused.

She pointed towards the door and said she needed to speak to me privately.

I stepped outside and answered.

Me: Why are you calling me when you’re sitting inside?

Wife: I need to tell you something.

Me: What is it?

Wife: There’s something about the fertility clinic I haven’t told you.

Me: What exactly?

She paused.

Wife: Please don’t get upset. I wasn’t sure how to explain it.

I looked through the glass door at the doctor’s office.

At that moment, I knew there was more to this pregnancy than I had been told.

🧵

[Suspect @Abbakr_Abbaty]

I was one of the best students in my department.

My lecturer often praised my performance and encouraged me to apply for postgraduate studies.

One Friday, he invited me to his house, claiming he wanted to discuss an academic opportunity.

When I arrived, I discovered that nobody else was home.

Me: Sir, I thought we were going to discuss the scholarship.

Professor: We will. But first, I want us to get closer.

Me: I'm not comfortable being here alone with you.

He laughed………………………

[Rasmulan @mrrasmulan]

She had a fight with her husband. He went to complain to her mom. Her mom wrote to her 🫢

[Orji @Julietrhem]

Sam Smith is reportedly expecting a child with his boyfriend after undergoing a uterus transplant and IVF treatment!

[Kabbah @theekabbah]

HR: “We deducted $850 from your salary because you refused to work on Sunday.”

Cleaner: “But Sunday is my approved day off. I informed my supervisor before the schedule was released.”

HR: “You should be grateful you even have a job. Hundreds of people are waiting to replace you.”

Cleaner: “I understand, but I cannot keep sacrificing my personal life for this company.”

HR: “Then perhaps you should consider resigning.”

The cleaner walked out in tears.

[B L E E @_brinxinx]

Men before engaging in oral sex, understand the signs of vaginal infections. Some infections can be transmitted through oral sex too.

Don’t ignore the warning signs.