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Charizard hate account. Bluesky @ 004c

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Can I see y’all fav mirror pics?

This plane lavatory shirtless selfie gotta be my favourite

[ᴊᴀʏᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴋ @itsjayepark]

Can I see y’all fav mirror pics?

Get your heart broken as motivation to get abs.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Want me to send them a dick pic?

[‎ياسمين @chebakiiia]

If you're quiet as an adult they kill you

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

The wildest part about POVERTY is how much time it steals. Waiting for buses. Calling assistance offices. Comparing grocery prices. Fighting insurance. Sitting at laundromats. Being poor is a second job nobody pays you for.

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[michael 🦖 @muckythehorse]

i get it’s fun to poke at the fact that his clothes are too small but he’s wearing more than i would if my body looked like this

[Rusty Shackleford @Gr33nOnions]

I'm good, that's all you brother

[noahdonna @fameliqu0rluv]

???

[benjamin @ikeadrift]

photography has always lied by omission but now your phone camera can tell a straight up Whopper. awesome

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I get this reference 😭

[goreng pisang @cakesauce]

been obsessed all day about the singaporean chinese christian girl who made a public instagram post about how how God sent her a man who isn’t her type, how he’s only 10% close to her ideal type physically (i.e fit body!, and prayed to stop focusing on what he lacked physically

[mifa @mifaaf]

QUE FOTO EH ESSA VSFFFFF KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[💖💫🐰🌸🐰💫💖 // WORKING ON COMMS @BUNKlNS]

like PLEASE unmute this it will honestly make your day

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[Nem @Nemzsi]

finally made it out of the talking stage 🔥 (we don’t talk anymore)

[clintoris @clintoris]

Asking HR if assisted suicide is covered in our monthly wellness stipend

[ally @ally_must_die]

por favor consulte o gráfico

[h @ruinsunflower]

so there is this app called twitter