Doug 

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[timi @Timiii360]

Both men & women are just as bad as each other.. gender wars are very stupid

[K @iiamkrshn]

When I'm stalking and I see exactly what I didn't want to see

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

All jokes aside why has Future never done this

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

The way I stand completely still in a party if I hate a song 😒.

[starr @starrchildx]

this lowkey be a spiritual moment

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me sleeping like a baby tonight knowing the same God who kept me today will keep me tomorrow

[𝔻𝕖𝕩 🇧🇷 @Kraytur3]

One of the reasons I never speak to latinas you never know who their dads could be

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

None of us sit high enough to look down on anybody

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[Riċ @ricblurs]

how it feels to say “okay” instead of arguing

[ً @cryst6ls]

lowkey realizing i did everything in 2025 that i said i was going to. hell yeah

[໊ @user0000O0]

getting flashbacks from corny shit i did

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

how it feels to argue with older people who think they’re right just for being older

[Michael Jackson @michaeljackson]

MICHAEL - in theaters April 24, 2026 #MichaelMovie

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it get better after turning 20”

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

this was in ONE YEAR, games absolutely gone