Shelby Armstrong

Future comic book villain.

[Ash Money Records™️ @LightsPlease___]

Imma tell y’all what’s funny.

Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

Although T-shirt sales have concluded for the #Dusick800, you can still be a part of this great event by donating. All donations benefit @IKnowDaveDusick and Riley Children’s Hospital 🍻

https://t.co/9TGyvmwmEA | #ItsForTheKids

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

*New Merch Alert*

We now have #Dusick800 shirts and coozies available at https://t.co/9TGyvmwmEA. All proceeds from sales benefit the @IKnowDaveDusick Foundation so grab yours today.

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

To those who haven’t picked up their BFC/PPM hooded shirt yet, you have until next Sunday (11/14) to get your order in. After sales conclude, shirts will be printed & shipped.

You can order yours at https://t.co/4gniKDSmtZ. All proceeds go to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

For a limited time only, we will have @BeerForCharity/@parker_pm9 hoodies available.

As you may be aware, our friend Parker was recently diagnosed with lymphoma.

The proceeds from sales will be donated to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

Want to sponsor a beer(s) in this years #Dusick800?

Follow the link 👇🏼

https://t.co/S8zdoNPxyD

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@SprintCarcast @JVennard54 @stoolpresidente Cashapp still let's you buy it as of right now. Also dad and I were talking and he basically just said the same thing you said.

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@BeerForCharity @FloRacing @TheOrangeCone @IKnowDaveDusick @RacinBoys Now we're cooking. #dusick750

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@BeerForCharity OOOOOOOOF alright you've baited me.... I'll be up there tomorrow 🤦🏻‍♀️ Don't glue anything down yet. #LABELSOUT

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

Our live broadcast schedule for the @bobolinkliquor #Dusick750 Morning Show

Sat, Jan 16 - 10am EST
Sun, Jan 17 - 10am EST

You can tune into the show at the following links on Saturday & Sunday

https://t.co/rlmdBUdYzq
https://t.co/OlFbgAojLq

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@DougStanhope Check out the dumb shit we do to our livers for the benefit of our local children's hospital. Also: we're sending merch to the funhouse because you're the best. ❤ #itsforthekids

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

In 2019 a group of friends drank 500 beers, in 2020 it was 600. In 2021 were tackling 750. All for charity over the course of a single weekend🍻 https://t.co/9TGyvmwmEA #ItsForTheKids

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

Hey @bertkreischer in 2019 my sister and I had tickets to come see ya... then we got sucked into this philanthropic drunken wormhole. Our logic was what would Bert do? Since then I've always felt it's been right up your alley. #itsforthekids

[Beer For Charity @BeerForCharity]

In 2019 a group of friends drank 500 beers, in 2020 it was 600. In 2021 were tackling 750. All for charity over the course of a single weekend🍻 https://t.co/9TGyvmwmEA #ItsForTheKids

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@capthlr You're such a down to earth amazing person. Thank you for making our Christmas! P.S. we were completely serious, if you ever find yourself in rural Indiana come visit!

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

I met some cows today and I really think if everyone just took a moment out of their day to pet some cows the world would be a better place. It made my entire day better.

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

@SprintCarcast I'll will them to you. The only way they're ever seeing the light of day again is if I'm dead.

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

I found some old video diaries on my computer that I made like 7 years ago. So my evening has consisted of me yelling at a screen saying, "you dumb bitch" and "Oh my god it gets so much worse"

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Shelby Armstrong @007shellbee700]

#Debates2020 #PresidentialDebate2020 #PresidentialDebate