Bond

I spend half my money on alcohol, gambling, and wild women. The other half I waste.

[Bond @00COIN_]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

This is what peak male performance looks like.

Cute lambo guys, how many kids do you have?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Only if she’s sorry.

[Bond @00COIN_]

100%. Just need a bit of time to stack up in the 20s

[Bryce @TheBryceEstate]

Finally understanding why people say a man’s prime starts in his 30s

[Bond @00COIN_]

This is art.

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Hangover cure:

-wake up rattled at 7AM and go straight to the gym (shoulders)
-take a hot shower then set the AC to 60 and take a nap
-wake up twice as rattled as before and go to your boy’s condo because you don’t wanna be alone
-it’s him and his girlfriend and her best friend from home (she played Volleyball in College and her body is insane)
-make blueberries & banana smoothies with Greek yogurt and almond butter - when you’re done dolloping the almond butter let the Volleyball girl lick the spoon
-turn off all the lights and shut the window blinds and watch The Notebook
-take a pause break to talk about how being sad sometimes feels good (your only contribution to the conversation is “it makes you feel alive”)
-hug your boy and his girlfriend goodnight then finish the movie with the Volleyball girl (you’re shocked she wants to stay with you/you thought this was something that only happened to other people not you)
-when it’s done she goes on YouTube and plays “Skinny Love” by Bon Iver
-you take the clicker when the song finishes and play “Yellow” by Coldplay
-she straddles you and makes out with you and you bang without a condom while “Stay” by Rihanna comes on auto-shuffle in the background, her lack of clinginess when you bust makes you want her to be your girlfriend
-you say goodbye while airdropping her plane tickets to come back the following weekend then buy your friend a tub of protein powder because you feel guilty buying something for a girl you just met (so you balance this out by getting something for your boy)

[Bond @00COIN_]

Miss all my girlfriends. Still way better off without them.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Facts.

[Bond @00COIN_]

Facts

[Bond @00COIN_]

Obsessing over Love Island is one of the biggest signs of a low IQ person. Watch other people date? #nothanks #getalife

[Bond @00COIN_]

Hot

[Wt1231 @Aolgang]

Sophie was gripping and talking. 😂🤣

[Bond @00COIN_]

What the fuck is this little bitch gonna do?

[Mark @MarkSchweitzer]

Atta girl!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Bond @00COIN_]

😂😂

[Cornelius “Corn” Minaturr III @uncminaturIII]

Oh you just posted a picture of your ass at a rave festival and you’re dating a black guy? I’ll make sure to take your political opinions very seriously

[Bond @00COIN_]

OKC in 5, fuck these idiots it’s personal now.

[Bond @00COIN_]

You know how when your phone’s being weird, and all you have to do is turn it off and back on, and suddenly it’s fine?
Do women have that feature too?

[Bond @00COIN_]

@ohnohedidnt24 Shut your dumbass up, Brittney Griner lookin ass.

[Bond @00COIN_]

@charliekirk11 I actually think this playoffs have been extremely entertaining compared to the last few. Refs have sort of gotten out of the way and there has been minimal bitching about fouls from the players.

[Bond @00COIN_]

@Cobratate @mymixtapez We never get that part of the story lol

[Bond @00COIN_]

😂😂

[LM @theedeus]

Been sober for over a year and honestly there aren’t any visible benefits to this shit, probably going back to drinking (heavily) soon.

[Bond @00COIN_]

YouTube is goated

[Main @mainmajin]

Bro I use to think watching ads was part of the YT experience, got premium last week and my entire outlook on the app has changed

[Bond @00COIN_]

Denver might not be able to play w OKC