cchijioke

Imperfectly ME *adjusts halo*

[cchijioke @00Eight]

💯 https://t.co/0WOYLKrtCK

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A sapiosexual is one who is sexually attracted to people's intelligence.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Wait, so you mean vaccines actually do what they were created to do? Save lives?

The antivaxxers who use social media to spread fear must be going through a lot right now. Please protect your sons and daughters today!

[Jola @Jollz]

Nigeria right now under Tinubu feels like the Pride Lands when Scar was in control (Lion King). Barren, fruitless and sad. And just like Scar, he doesn’t care. King of ruins is still a king. Terrible stuff

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Yes. That’s why we’re trying to move him to the presidential villa. Go get your PVC so we can find Peter Obi a home!

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

The main reason some of you are so desperate to know the identity of Alex Ekubo’s wife is so you can monitor her every move not because you care about her.
You want to know if she’s grieving “enough” by your standards. You want to keep tabs on what she posts, what she wears, where she goes, and who she’s seen with. Then, the moment she starts trying to live her life again, some of you will be the first to drag her and come up with the most bizarre takes imaginable.
These days, everything is content, everything is gist, and everyone feels entitled to an opinion about things that have absolutely nothing to do with them. Nothing is allowed to be personal anymore. Nothing is sacred.
Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is respect people’s boundaries.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

My daughter knows I love her deeply, but I don't hesitate to discipline her when she crosses the line. Last night, after a serious talk-down, I sent her upstairs to her room.

Tell me why this little girl woke up this morning and one of the first things she asked was, “Dad, why didn't you come upstairs to pray and kiss me last night?”

We spent almost ten minutes talking about what happened the previous night, and the girl calmly told me she was wrong, but that I was wrong for not coming upstairs to pray and kiss her.

Once again, I got reminded that we shouldn't be so angry with the people we love that we stop showing them love and care.

[cchijioke @00Eight]

@MrMekzy_ EX. Ex-wife.

[cchijioke @00Eight]

@NostalgicHubb Aman

[cchijioke @00Eight]

@thisismeeema On the mountain, in the valley.. on the land and in the sea.. 🎵 🎶

[cchijioke @00Eight]

@ade_baderin @Dr_Chibuike_M @WomenRightsOrg 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
Spoken in the FULL capacity of one without ANY of the facts.
💯

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page.

It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection.

Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do.

Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades.

The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water.

It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left.

The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero.

When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

[cchijioke @00Eight]

@cindythehashira @EmekaTalks12147 @BigBadReni @kleff16767191 😆😆

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

You know she was drunk. You clearly say she was really drunk. You yourself say she was gone throughout.

All this proves is that you did in fact rape her.

[cchijioke @00Eight]

🙌🏽
Sing with me now, "You are not alooone" 🎶🎵

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I was telling someone the other day, “Sometimes I get so excited while reading that my eyes jump ahead and skip whole paragraphs, and I have to make myself go back and reread what I missed.”
They looked at me and said, “No one does that.”
Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭����

[Sophieeee @Is_Sophia2]

Went to register a SIM today, and what happened honestly got me thinking.

After the first process, he captured my face, and I assumed everything was done. Next thing, he said the registration didn’t go through because the network was bad. Since I wasn’t paying too much attention at first, we started the process all over again.

This time, I noticed he picked up another SIM entirely, not the one we had registered earlier.

That was when it hit me… he had registered two different SIMs.

This is exactly how people get implicated in things they know nothing about.

I made sure I collected both SIMs, even though he kept denying it. I’m very sure of what I saw.

In the next 24 hours, I’ll find out if both were activated.

Please, whenever you’re registering a SIM, pay close attention. Don’t assume anything. Watch every step.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

I witnessed real love yesterday.

I got to a keke junction and saw a crowd. Out of curiosity, I moved closer.

A grown man was on the floor… crying, wailing, holding his wife’s legs.

People thought something bad had happened.

Then we found out why.

It was his birthday… and his wife had just paid off the remaining ₦900,000 balance on his keke.

She just collected her contribution, arranged with the keke owner, and cleared everything.

The owner came to the park and handed over the documents right there.

The man couldn’t hold himself, he broke down completely.

Other keke riders started spraying the woman money.

[RAWSHIELD @Rashnaking]

Nigeria is a reflection of the people in it.

Someone shot his shot at Victor Osimhen for a jersey and even tagged a vendor.
Osimhen saw it and said he’d personally send one.

Then told the vendor to add 15 more jerseys for others.

-That’s where it got interesting.-

Immediately money entered, the story changed.

The vendor suddenly said Osimhen told him to share it himself.

He claimed he had already picked 15 people.

—Then it got worse—
He called the same person who brought him the business a scam.

From there, he tried to “negotiate”:
7 for the guy, 8 for himself.
Greed, plain and simple.

The guy refused and asked for all 15 jerseys as instructed.

—Next thing—

The vendor switched again.
Said the post was “stolen” and brought another person to justify it.

—Now here’s the real problem—
Instead of people calling out the wrong,
they started defending it.

“Make una settle.”
“Na just jersey.”
“Let it go.”

- Someone even offered to pay extra, 
rewarding bad behavior.

And that’s when it becomes clear:
We are not different from the people we complain about in power.

—This is how it starts—

small compromise, small dishonesty, small defense of wrong.

Nigeria didn’t just become this way overnight.

We built it, little by little, with everyday actions like this.

Truth is, many people are only “good” because they’ve not had the opportunity to do worse.

One day, we will have an honest conversation about the double standards on this TL.

One day.

[cchijioke @00Eight]

Remove Malarkey and Cattywumpus and we're good.

[SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social @SubRosaMagick]

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣

Bamboozled
Flabbergasted
Discombobulated
Shenanigans
Cattywampus
Lollygag
Malarkey
Kerfuffle
Brouhaha
Nincompoop
Skedaddle
Tomfoolery
Flibbertigibbet
Pumpernickel

[cchijioke @00Eight]

Not all heroes wear capes..

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Sometime last year...i raised a point in supporting the abolishing of iri-ekpe (taking your brother's properties when he die without having a son) in my umunna (kindred)...It didn't scale through....I had to wait for elections of umunna to come...I contested for chairman and lost with 3 votes....then i was made the vice chairman unopposed....The opportunity to put an end to that taking over of a man's properties because he didn't have a son now lies in my own hand.... February 8th 2026 being umunna meeting... chairman travelled to China for business meetings and handed full authority to me to be proceeding on affairs of the meeting...I did what I have to do....I used just one meeting to put an end to that trash.....The only way you can inherit your brother's properties in my umunna currently is if he died without having a child at all and the wife die after and leaving no one else that's when you can now enter.....

We will keep rising!!!!

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Sometime last year...i raised a point in supporting the abolishing of iri-ekpe (taking your brother's properties when he die without having a son) in my umunna (kindred)...It didn't scale through....I had to wait for elections of umunna to come...I contested for chairman and lost with 3 votes....then i was made the vice chairman unopposed....The opportunity to put an end to that taking over of a man's properties because he didn't have a son now lies in my own hand.... February 8th 2026 being umunna meeting... chairman travelled to China for business meetings and handed full authority to me to be proceeding on affairs of the meeting...I did what I have to do....I used just one meeting to put an end to that trash.....The only way you can inherit your brother's properties in my umunna currently is if he died without having a child at all and the wife die after and leaving no one else that's when you can now enter.....

We will keep rising!!!!

[𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐉𝐎𝐒𝐇 ✦ @Officiabigjosh]

@MrMekzy_ Here is what most smart people will do 👇👇
4 and 5.

$20k/month buys freedom.
Reading minds buys leverage.

One secures your lifestyle…
the other secures every room you walk into.

Everything else becomes easier after that.