bus stops beat bars and i can explain. at a bar everyone's performing. at a bus stop at 7 a.m. nobody's trying, so when a brazilian woman keeps glancing at your bulge you know it's real. and she kept glancing. more on that later 👀 #busstop#bulge#brazilian#sundaymorning
my boys bet i wouldn't actually book a full wax before vegas
booked it
showed up
the waxer is a blonde milf with nails like weapons
she goes "first time?"
i go "is it that obvious"
she looks down
"yeah, it's obvious"
confession: gave a woman a ride home from the gas station last night. african, gorgeous, quiet. about ten minutes in she stopped looking at the road and started looking at my dìck instead. dudeflash has the rest 🚗 #carride#ebony#african#bbc#nightdrive
the quiet ones on the train are never actually quiet
last train of the night
almost empty car
me in the corner seat, wiped out from the week
a woman gets on and sits right next to me with 40 empty seats around
she doesn't say hi
she looks down
then she looks at me
then her hand
pov: thursday night rankings
1. the drinks, mid
2. the music, mid
3. the milf in the green tshirt who came over without saying a word, absolutely not mid 😈
confession: my ex found my dudeflash last night
she's been gone 8 months
1:12 a.m. she texts "is this you"
i don't answer
"i know it's you"
then "you never did that for me"
then nothing for an hour
then a voice note