Double 0 Agents Mailing List

Internal MI6 mailing list for all Double-0 Section staff.

For your eyes only. Keep all other body parts away.

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Anybody know where those 'Under New Management' signs have come from?

#Bond #JamesBond

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The monthly award for best post-kill pun (March edition) goes to 001, who, after twatting a henceman around the head with an alarm clock, said, "I bet that came as a wake up call."

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Will everyone stop using Q's gadgets to do April Fool's jokes? Someone's going to get fucking hurt.

#AprilFoolsDay

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I was looking at some of the old clothing stored in the cellar. Whoever thought a dinner suit with flared trousers was a good idea??!!

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I'd really prefer we use an ethnic Chinese agent for Beijing mission. Your suggestion, M, was a bit...well, it was a bit '1970s'.

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Fine, 007, I appreciate you had to smuggle the diamonds out somehow...but to give one of them to Moneypenny without telling her how is a bit tasteless.

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007, what were you doing fighting on the bridge of the Ever Given in the first place???!!!

#Evergreen

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003 is still unconscious in hospital. Can anyone explain why he drunkenly climbed into the crocodile enclosure saying, "I bet you I could do it!"

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Don't use your real name while on assignment.

That's it, that's the message. Seems simple, I know, but apparently some people around here need reminding. Not mentioning any names #007.

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Dominic Raab leaned against a freshly painted wall again. Can someone fetch a clean suit to the fourth floor?

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New department policy: No more private cars to pick up 00-agents from the airport. Last year, 86% of pick-ups turned out to be baddies from SPECTRE.

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Sending plainclothes coppers to patrol night clubs is entirely a police matter. MI6 is *not* involved, so please stop asking how you can apply for the gig.

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Since so many of our 00 agents are home-schooling, can I ask you all to have your children sign the Official Secrets Act? Especially if you're having to take them out on assignment with you!

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Dominic Raab says he's brought our broom back. Anyone know what he's talking about?

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Can someone help M change his Zoom avatar? He switched it to Rosa Klebb as a joke, but now he can't change it back.

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This is your regular reminder that the double-0 section operates a zero tolerance policy on sexual harassment in the workplace.

In other news: our new secretary, Wanda Moorcock, begins work next week.

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Dominic Raab has peed himself again. Can someone bring a spare pair of trousers to the fifth floor gents?

And please, for God's sake, if any of you notice him squirming just ask him if he needs the loo.

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Tell you what: doing spying is bloody boring during a #lockdown. I've started to follow my neighbour whenever he goes to the shops and pretend I'm on assignment shadowing him.

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Gaaaawwwd I miss gambling.

#coronavirus

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Just watched Goldmember. Mike Myers totally stole the plotline from Spectre.