Jimbo Ortega

Jake Matthews Propagandist | Payton Talbott Glazer | #1 Hunter Campbell Super Fan | Chris Duncan Elitist | Cigarette Mafia | 9-8 Main Events 2026

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Such literal goy slop and Strickland doesn’t even realize it. I hate old people so much dude they’re so out of touch.

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Sean Strickland just posted an AI video of him beating up a transgender woman

“I’ve yet to see one rainbow flag. We’re back! 🇺🇸”

(via @SStricklandMMA)

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@damienfarronMMA @owenswdMMA Not to cock watch or anything but I know Rosas has at least 50 bodies rn

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@finz_the I will for the final picks in a day or two

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UFC Vegas 118 Early Picks

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Do yall think Belal has a bad reaction to low kicks? I don’t remember and I don’t feel like watching tape. I picked Bonfim to beat Randy bc of the lowkey kicks, and Luque landed alot of kicks against Belal. I think Luque and Bonfim are very similar skillset wise.

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Can’t believe I just circled Chelsea Chandler to win a fight.

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When Diego slimes out Garcia I need his unconscious body Kirkified immediately.

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@finz_the @Jimothynjimber He shattered his knee im pretty sure

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Hitler vs Stalin

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Diego Lopes has top 3 edits on TikTok. Every single one is so fire.

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Yeah dude no shit. Real human beings picked Tallison bro I cba😭

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WE just had the most boring performance of all time. WE could’ve gotten a finish but instead chose to hold position on top. WE are Jake Matthews

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@John56532395736 Look up Woke Chud values test and it should pop up

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I apparently “Act Chud”

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I’ll switch to Ding fine wtv. And Lookboonmee

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UFC Macau Picks

I mean wtf are these prelims dude😭 Predict Dingaling Meng vs a guy built like Victor Wetbanana. Zhu vs Vera… Who vs Who. Two wmma fights full of straight poop. Smh UFC. 3 AM man.

🟩High Confidence
🟨Medium Confidence
🟥Low Confidence

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@BigMarcel24 @Ethanbacku28021 Dan Ige MDFK

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@urketaraketa @jirienjoyer Ur so tuff

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Ppl acting like Salkilld would destroy Rongzhu😭

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@RX_MMA_06 If Song doesn’t get a finish this is screaming 48-47 split to me idk why. I can see Figgy winning a scramble or two, dropping Song randomly at the end of a round, then all of a sudden its 2-2 going into rd 5. Song becomes very predictable after 7.5 minutes.

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@tatsurotairaded He looks roided to oblivion so probably