Kaye 🦄

Almost 40. Yep.

Here to provide moron support.

Bloody Mental and Fucking Insane.

Do not mind my tweets, these are just internal monologues.

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

- Henry David Thoreau

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Aioon.

[ALTbatR0SE @jaymazingwalk]

Kuhang-kuha na ng mga Thai a Pinoy humor, hahahahaha. May version na rin sila na parang tayo.

Hahahahaha, galeng galeng 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Gigil ako sa haters. Dahil sa pinaggagagawa niyo baka hindi pa magkaroon ng special episodes ang MS like sana sa EWB. The potential was there.

Ganito pala ang fanwars. Nakakabobo.

[Sue♡ @bookslattess]

Authors who include “a few years later” epilogues deserve everything good in life. I need to know my babies are still thriving.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[das überkristall @crystalxduan]

the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Uy Pilipins!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

An APTONYM is a name peculiarly suited to its owner, like Usain Bolt (a sprinter), John Laws (a judge), or Sara Blizzard (a meteorologist). An INAPTONYM is one that is particularly unsuited to its owner, like Jaime Sin - who later in life became a Roman Catholic cardinal.

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

This is the only time you can share this.

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

#NamtanFilm is Na Para Bang - Mariah Deborah fulfilled.

[Bella @bella_max5309]

ANO NA NAMAN ’YANG MEETING N’YO?! 😭😭 HAHAHAHA BAKIT PARANG MAY REPRESENTATIVE BAWAT KULAY?! SINO PRESIDENTE N’YANG MGA ’YAN?! 😭💀

[Mustu @Diedmocratic]

If homosexuality is a sin then what's cos

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Soundcheck - Girl Rules Fan Meet in Manila
03.Oct.2026
#girlrulesfanmeetinginmanila #girlrulesfminmanila #namtanfilm #namtantipnaree #filmrachanun

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Note to self: edit the NTF soundcheck hug today.

#GirlsRulesFMinManila

[vi ༺ ˖˚⊹ || FFF @vithewise]

man this airport looks awfully familiar

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

Ako baliktad. I go to the gym pag gising. Around 6-8pm. Alternate with playing football ⚽️. Tapos weekends for other hobbies.

[sesa 🍀 @sesanicheol]

Yung mga graveyard shift jan.. anong side quests nyo 😭 nananaba na ako kakaupo dine sa bahay

[NewsWatch Plus PH @newswatchplusph]

‘GET A LIFE’

WATCH: House prosecutor Bel Zamora pushes back against misogynistic remarks against her, saying she is not distracted from her work in the impeachment trial.

Critics bashed Zamora after she led the direct examination of witness PMaj Jerickson Sangalang on Monday.

“It’s unfortunate many Filipinos still think that way,” she said in a briefing on Tuesday, Sept. 29. | @SophiaSSioco

[Kaye 🦄 @0100101100]

@AJsaysthings Hopefully we get our team identity back. 😭😭😭

[himanshu. @hihehimanshu]

hyrox is just takeshi's castle for people going through midlife crisis

[Jaypee D. Armando #NeverAgain @JaypeeArmando]

Kung na-ospital ka na o may mahal sa buhay na naka-confine, alam mo ‘yung feeling na hindi lang ‘yung sakit ang mabigat, pati ‘yung kaba sa tumataas na bill.

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