Jason Voorhees

Serial killer, mongoloid, machete enthusiast, mommas boy.

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

Romantic walks through the woods. #justmongoloidthings

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

"Did you know that a young boy drowned here, the year before those two others were killed? His name was Jason."

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

I just want a girl who will polish my machete. Is that too much to ask?

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

Here's some tips to help you survive the rest of the day.

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

@Nursyuhada8eBlo I'm going to send YOU straight to HELL in less than 24 hours, congrats!

[ingeinwetrust @Ingeinwetrust]

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

@kittymoonzombie Victims are always appreciated, I mean campers!

[kat @kittymoonzombie]

Happy Friday The 13 th everyone and especially to @01JasonVoorhees I’m dropping off some victims for you.

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

Today is Friday the 13th, I guess you could say I'm having a KILLER time #kekekemamama

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

#ThingsBetterThanUKFootball A visit from your 'ol pal Jason

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@FishnmikGarrett Of course, I'm always looking to take on new victims...I mean campers

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

The boys and I have decided to make a band #yourewelcome

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

This Friday #nuffsaid

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

Guess who's back, back again, Jason's back, to kill your friends!

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

A simple video game can get hostile around here. Especially with Chucky cheating every 5 minutes.

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

My current mood: Stabby

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

#dontwakemeupunless You want to ruin your vacation

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

#dontwakemeupunless You want to unleash hell on earth

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

@TATTOOMODEL111 Sorry babe, I don't think mommy would approve

[Jason Voorhees @01JasonVoorhees]

Guess who's back in time for hunting season? #kekekemamama