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[Poseidon🔱👑 @hyperozai]

@Emarged Tale as old as time
There’s a 99% chance she would “want to explore and discover herself more”

[🗡️🔱 @tardrippi]

first time a woman spoils you, you feel so guilty until you realise you also deserve to be spoilt man. even if it’s doritos

[Palmwine Papi @spicedliver]

I tell people the whole point of my Twitter is for guys to see how good it can get if you're patient, keep your head down and put in the work. It has been a blast since I turned 30.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you are in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if you wanna see your newborn son

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Alikua coursemate na alkua anatusho haamini Mungu juu alitesekea Kibra Mungu akiwa wapi 😂

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Leo foreman akieka hiyo 3k natoa 2500 nitumie girlfriend, 2000 afanyie facial na 500 anunue nyama ya super. Hiyo 500 inabaki natumia mzazi 490 to thank them for giving birth to me alafu hiyo 10 bob nibuy credit nipigie mamorio kuomba madeni sasa.

[ALEX @_alexnzoli]

Kuna pesa nikipata I can't waste time proving to strangers that I'm monied.. Infact natupa simu nanunua walkie talkie nne, moja ya wazazi, ingine ya bibi na mbili za maboiz for communication. Kuniona kwa mtandao panda after 95 years wakitangaza mazishi ya flamboyant businessman

[One Blood 🇬🇭 🇺🇸 @Tipster_Blood]

I bought Femi Otedola's book, How to Become a Billionaire.
The moment I read the first sentence of Chapter 1 and realized he started his life in London, I just closed the book.

[Minister of Giggity. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

Second Class Lower, but we sha don graduate.

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

this the revolution i want televised.

[Dad @achiever4L]

How maths teachers feel after solving the same question they've been solving for the past five years

[Sam @MindOfSamue]

Funniest headline ever 😭

[jim @Waineywayne]

@wee_boiss Nilitaka kutoa maoni nikaogopa pia😂
She's in the same category with women who sleep with you then claim they'll accuse of rape unless you pay them. Blackmail and extortion. Both Obado and Sharon were criminals. No mercy for both of them

[Fr@nk™️ @GrimVanguard]

Wajanja tushaanza kubreak up na madem wetu

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Machachari would be a good place for a behavioral psychologist to study the effects of fame on child stars.

[Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson @TomJack42069]

I wonder what people did at internships before reels existed

[Son of Germano @bush_georji]

To take things slow aje na nilikutumia Mia juzi

[Robert “Bobby Mo” Morris @bobbymo24]

Reading the company’s Q2 earnings report as an intern that leaves in 2 weeks

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Pretending you haven’t seen a play that got pulled on you 3 evil women ago is always fun tho… 🤣