Eric Vega 🇲🇽

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

A professional Los Angeles-based sports organization did something unsavory (again) and 95-pound, helmet-haired @JeffPassan's very first instinct was to mention the @astros? Color me completely shocked.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing thier gov has been illegally taxing them for over a year and billionaires are getting the refund instead of the customers

[H-E-B @HEB]

👀 @TeamCJCorrea back to the @astros? You don’t say…

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

me waiting to hear the return Minnesota is getting for Correa

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

Robert Ford’s “Boo louder” is the cherry on top 😤

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with @HEB.

It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship.

They leap into action, no questions asked to help.

If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

“I think I show up every day, it doesn’t matter where I play, to give everything I have and help my team win.”

Jose Altuve talks with @Ken_Rosenthal about playing in a stadium where he’s booed every game, what he saw from Framber tonight, and what it’s like facing Shohei Ohtani

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

@astros @MethodistHosp

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

FOX Sports: “The Astros have set the American League West on notice. They’re for real.”

[shouKatsu 🦢 @shoukAstros]

Today, the Houston Astros annihilated the Los Angeles Dodgers 18-1, setting a record for the worst loss in Dodger Stadium.

The record they beat? The 2018 Houston Astros.

[Teneika Askew | Analytics & Automation @teneikaask_you]

In case you missed it, workplace discrimination was also rescinded. HR is really not your friend, confident or buddy now.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Niggas talking bout a woman can’t run the country yall ain’t even have dads, yall mom ran the house, go get a dad nigga I hate yall.

[Houston Astros @astros]

WE OWN THE WEST.

The 2024 American League West Champions

[Abby Cabaddie @Nikki_SapEntInc]

Just did a tour of a daycare.

For a 2 to 3 year old it’s $2400 a month.

If you’re childless, go ahead and chill.

[Lauren. @LMac_1326]

Really is a blessing to be from Houston, Texas.

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

MOOD ‼️

[Eric Vega 🇲🇽 @01evega]

@HoustonTexans