Dave H

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

Any cursory examination of the Carney government's actual policy quickly leads one to conclude that it's essentially a Ponzi scheme. Every "trade deal" or "national strategy" or "memorandum of understanding" is ... nothing. There's nothing in them. It's just a Dilbert cartoon.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Only one leader in this group has given his country a recession.

[Notalia @NotaliaMateo]

Trump, the President of another country is responsible for everything happening to Canada.

Carney, the Prime Minister of Canada is not responsible for anything happening to Canada.

Do you see how stupid that sounds?

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

If Mark Carney wasn't a colossal pussy, he would say "there's no Gazan genocide, there's never been a Gazan genocide, and the purveyors of this obvious lie are destroying this country, Canada, before our eyes."

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

Canada has had 14 prime ministers in its history who stood at the head of minority governments. Every one of them thought about weaseling their way to a majority. But the other 13 were blocked by a polity that wasn't yet as corrupt, ignorant and fearful as the Canadians of 2026.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

The Carney Liberals did not win a majority government through a general election or today's by-elections. Instead, it was won through backroom deals with politicians who betrayed the people who voted for them.

While the Prime Minister spent the year on this cynical power grab, he has doubled the deficit, and given Canada the worst grocery prices and housing costs in the G7.

Liberals expect Canadians to give up, get complacent and go away, so Carney can have total power without any accountability. That will not happen. Our country and its people are worth fighting for.

We will continue to fight for people to afford homes, food and fuel.

We will continue to fight for safety in our streets.

We will continue to fight for our resource workers and soldiers.

I will continue to lead that fight every day and in every way in Parliament, across the country and in the next election, when Canadians will reclaim the country we know and love.

[Ian Brodie @irbrodie]

When a country starts charging its citizens an exit tax, it’s time to leave.

[Kirk Lubimov @KirkLubimov]

A whole convoy of empty oil tankers on the way to the US to fill up.

It could have been Canada but we have land acknowledgments to do and carbon tax instead.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

The CEO of the only company that could build the pipeline to the Pacific lists the five things standing in the way.

All five of them are…. Mark Carney.

Don’t believe me, listen for yourself.

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

There is only one reason why I'm making this speech, demanding that Air Canada's next CEO be bilingual.

Votes.

There's a by-election in Terrebonne coming up, and as long as I pander to French speakers, I'll be able to win my majority Government and hold unbridled power.

[Bobloblaw Gray has unacceptable views @grawallinc]

Dear Mark Carney,

I just wanted to extend a heartfelt thank you for completely solving the housing crisis. It’s incredible. Studio apartments are now only $3,000 a month, bedrooms in someone’s basement are a steal at $1,850, and a modest one-bedroom is a jaw-dropping bargain at $3,700. Truly affordable living. I especially appreciate how owning a home now only requires a $180,000 down payment and a small, manageable $4,900/month mortgage. Homeownership has never been more within reach. 🏡✨

Also, thank you for fixing the cost of living. Groceries are unbelievably cheap now. Eggs at $9.49, butter at $8.99, ground beef casually hovering around $14/lb — honestly, I’m saving so much money I don’t even know what to do with it. I went in for milk and bread and only spent $97, which is basically nothing these days. What a time to be alive. 🛒💸

The tax relief has been phenomenal too. Keeping almost half of my paycheck is just incredible. I absolutely love watching 40–50% disappear before I even see it — it really builds character. Nothing says financial freedom like calculating whether you can afford both rent and food in the same month. Taxes have truly never felt lower. 📉😂

And the safety improvements — wow. Streets have never been calmer. You can now confidently walk past open-air drug use, random screaming matches, and bike chop shops knowing everything is totally under control. The fentanyl crisis? Basically solved. The homelessness crisis? Completely handled. There are only rows and rows of tents, which is obviously just modern minimalist housing. 🚨🏙️

The crime situation has also improved dramatically. Nothing reassures citizens more than seeing repeat offenders released faster than a drive-thru order. It really keeps things exciting. Who doesn’t love a little unpredictability on their commute? Keeps the adrenaline pumping. 🔁😌

And finally, thank you for making life in general so affordable. Gas hovering around $1.80–$2.10/L, insurance climbing, utilities up 30–40%, and somehow everyone still expected to smile and say “things are improving.” The financial gymnastics required just to exist are truly inspiring. ⛽💀

From the bottom of all Canadians’ hearts, thank you for this stunning 180. Housing has never been more affordable, groceries have never been cheaper, taxes have never been lower, and the streets have never been safer. Everything is perfect. Absolutely flawless. No notes. 🇨🇦👏

Warmest regards,

A financially thriving Canadian

P.S. If you could also fix interest rates, rent, groceries, crime, healthcare wait times, and wages — but like, don’t rush. You’ve already done so much.

[Michelle Leahy Ferreri @mferreriptbokaw]

Us radical centrists have to stick together @bradcsmith @am640

Canada needs someone who believes in Canada.

You can’t buy groceries with a great speech. 🎤

[IntegrityTO @integrity_to]

Toronto citizen recites Taxpayer Land Acknowledgment at City Hall 🤔

[Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline]

Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry go for a walk at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland and bump into Ezra Levant.

Without his usual bodyguards to block questions, Trudeau was asked about Carney, China, censorship — and who’s paying for his trip.

Full video to come.

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

HOLD onto your Blue hair and panties LibTards!

No one questioning WHY MSM isn’t looking into Carney’s conflicts or .. Well… ANYTHING about Carney? Just a FREE PASS?? WHY??

I bet there’s about 600 MILLION reasons!!

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

What a successful trip!

Carney approved 50,000 spy vehicles that Brookfield supplies batteries to (via Clarios)

& checked in on his Brookfield investment in Qatar.

All in all, great work by the Prime Minister of Brookfield. 🎉

[Fake Mark Carney @MarkCarney_Ego]

I just threatened to use Article 5 - aka military action - against the United States.

We are prepared to defend Greenland by putting tampons in all men's bathrooms, and having our Chief of the Defense Staff cry on national television.

I am a retard, and the laughing stock of the world.

[🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2]

So Canada and China’s EVs.
Hmmm, so fun fact.

Those cars use batteries right?
And guess who makes the batteries? A company called Clarios. And guess who owns them? Yup Brookfield.

Gotta love corruption. 🇨🇦🤦🏻‍♂️

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

It's not quite a pipeline or affordable homes. But congratulations on building something, anything.

[Dave H @01hendy]

@DanMazierMP See ya!