the best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. you will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.
My behavior is really adjacent to when Robert Pattinson went to dinner with his stalker and was fucking nuts towards her and she left him alone forever
There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it