Kwaku Jnr. 🐐

the street got rules 🚧

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

🖤💎

Shey you sing pass Wande Coal? Pele!

[Daniel @General_D__]

They don’t train. They just read their part of the script and act it the next day

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“We won the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, but Nigerians had no idea what we went through. The NFF didn’t pay for our hotel, our training bus was taken away, and we were eating rice for lunch and dinner every day. We had to use our own money for food and even rent a mini bus ourselves”😳

— Jay-Jay Okocha

[𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 @_Messiboy1]

U don try basketball... U get the height oo 😂

[ChocoTribe 🇦🇷 @Debbybruno3]

2 more goals and in one tournament, Messi will score all Ronaldo’s World Cup goals that he used 6 world cups to gather 😭

[Daniel @General_D__]

Portugal should be the one playing argentina in this round and making it tough but they couldn’t beat Dr congo in their group.

[мαηgıηı7L @tomimanginii]

Paredes cuando íbamos 2-2 y se quedó solo contra 4 jugadores de Egipto

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayi1]

🗣️ FIFA president to the Egyptians in the dressing room;

“In the 79th minute, Messi will cross the ball to Romero don’t defend”

[YH @Yemihazan]

FIFA knew how difficult Colombia would be for Argentina, so they rigged the match into a penalty shootout and bribed Colombian players with $50m each to give Switzerland free pass, now Argentina has an easier opponent.

Hope homelander fans see how stupid that sounds? LMAO

[Out Of Context Barça @ContextfreeFCB_]

The Barcelona doctor in 2000 didn't know he’s preparing a nuclear weapon to destroy the world.

[Opeyemi @Opeyemi_A_N]

Being surprised a dispatch rider is coherent explains why a lot of you treat them poorly.

You believe they’re beneath you by virtue of their occupation hence the poor attitude they are often met with.

[Pawò @illxgally]

It’s HER dad’s house the boundaries and respect to that place is entirely on her, to me it’s just another room with a Bed.

[Lucas @Luprimha]

Pienso en este tweet todo el tiempo. Soy objetivamente más imbécil y tengo menos para decir que hace dos años. Hay días en los que siento que en mi cabeza solo hay niebla y un mono dando vuelta una manivela. La depresión te destroza cognitiva quizás más que emocionalmente.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Why is everything an app? Let me go to your website. PLEASE stop asking me to download your app. I cannot have an app for every store, airline, or restaurant.

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[Barbir @Alex_Barbir]

If only Nigerians themselves could farm and garden without being beheaded or shot :)

[MERIT🕶️ @LM_MessiRebirth]

BVN - Biometrics

NIN - Biometrics

Drivers license - Biometrics

Immigration - Biometrics

INEC registration - Biometrics

Election Day:

[Romeo. 🖤 @societyhatesro]

but make we talk truth if na you fifa give script to miss penalty, do assist, and score from 2-0 down you go fit do am?

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Too much minimalism will have your apartment looking like a Psych ward.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

So if Alex Onyia didn’t decide to take these kids to Rome, you mean the world would not have seen us win gold?

Some other country would have won and we would have thought they were the brightest on earth?

Bad Governance is hiding the greatness of Nigerians.

I’ve said on previous tweets that Nigerians are the brightest and smartness people on earth. No enabling environment to showcase that brilliance.