Oliver Smith

adjust your brightness slider until the lime planet is barely visible

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

Sorry Hearts, anyone but you.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

Hibsed it.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@theweirdinggay @jamesmire Likewise for litigating which interjection (...) to translate 'hwæt' as.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@theweirdinggay @jamesmire I doubt even a page, but they did see a review, or a video, or a tweet, which is basically the same as reading it.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@conor_matchett IGV got 2350 votes on the Edinburgh list, reasonably likely the Greens would be top if not for that. The same probably cost them a 2nd seat in Mid-Scotland & Fife.

Same deal as last time. The Electoral Commission has some explaining to do.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@VOIDTHROAT Real Calvinism has never been tried

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

Sometimes I even buy books

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

He's just like me (Tills appreciator)

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

Tills bookshop in Edinburgh. Lovely stuff- just lovely!!

[James @jgraver7]

Commentator calling Hanley a “no-nonsense defender” when I have in fact seen him produce plenty of nonsense in the past.

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 Seen them before like 10 years ago but they weren't as strong and my camera wasn't as good

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 my honest reaction to that information

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 Neat, do you have to optimise the angle or smth too?

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 What do they actually want though? Like "if the roof is yea high the sweets can be in the air for a maximum of blah seconds and assuming a forward speed of 100mph (basically a tennis serve) they won't go far enough?"

Or is it some fundamental stuff I don't have a degree in

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 I bet I could hit the sweets to the back of the Kings Theatre

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

Can the UK be normal for 5 seconds please and thank u

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

"Dog Racism" dear Lord

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

@AHgg_19 yeah defo

[Oliver Smith @01smito01]

STOP THE STEAL