Melissa Warner

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Just helped Jessi with a test on an employment app that was more challenging than some IQ/ MENSA tests I've taken

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Craziest thing I caught myself saying this week "Crap! I forgot to buy duct tape and Nair."

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Watching an Animal Planet show on dino sex... not sure if it's interesting or creepy to listen to them speculate on dino penis size & shape.

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Hee. IRS Pub. 525 "Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040"

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I'm so glad my mother doesn't know how to check my Google searches and history. She might get some funny ideas about me...

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so sad... the little penguin on tv just found a dead bird. Whatever happened to happy kid topics like ABCs, shapes & the muppet with AIDS?

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Getting an estimate on some home improvements. Can't figure out if I'm nervous because it might actually be affordable or that it won't be?

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A was playing w/ his eyes - look left, look right, squeeze closed. Then he rolled them so high it hurt a little. He grabbed them & cried.

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Got my FutureMe email from last new years: 5 out of 7 goals. This years #1 resolution: stop trying to change things (people) I can't control

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I knew it was coming but I wasn't ready.

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The Toddler fairy has come and replaced my sweet boy with a tantrum-throwing, demanding little guy who is in to everything.

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http://twitpic.com/v1o3c - Christmas Eve fireworks

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The peeps across the street & 2 houses over have their upper windows open so we can hear them argue and smell their weed. Ah, holiday bliss.

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Steve Shaw (KSTP reporter who is outside on hwy 280 reporting live) seems a little crabby. Someone get that man some hot cocoa, stat!

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Lesson A just learned: snow from your boots doesn't taste as good as it looks

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And despite the 5 inches of snow, it wasn't that bad 'cause I was right behind the plow drivers the whole way home.

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Yay! Just got back from taking Mom to work and now I don't have to leave the house again until Saturday afternoon.

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http://bit.ly/4SV432 Best YouTube video I've seen this week (which, sadly, is saying a lot... Note to self: 2010 resolution - less YouTube)

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I miss Mikayla being my baby valet. She'd strip A's winter gear for me when we came in. Now he runs around for 20 min before I get to it.

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I can not get motivated to clean my house! nstead, I'm eating mini candy canes & listening to Christmas music on Pandora.