Ruben Da Sandwich🥪

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

My boys from the military know I procrastinate doing choirs. So they sit around and watch me do them, then reward me with alcohol. #GOATED

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The energy is shifting.

The world is waking up.

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

New drinking game: drink every time there’s a flag.

[STREET FIGHT HARD 🥊🔞 @streetfighthard]

When u fighting a dude in GTA and u accidentally lock on to somebody else

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

Living on the third floor after leg day is not fun.

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

We’re fasting and eating hella chicken in 2024

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

So I made a list so I wouldn’t forget what to buy at the store

*forgets list in dorm room*

😭😭

[Best Videos @10SECVIDEOS]

New York City is a simulation 😂

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Can I please have your number?

[Football @BostonConnr]

“Dad, what were 4 lokos like?”

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

https://t.co/nNtP77Xo4d

[Brayden Bradley @Brayden_B_10]

I’d put my family over anybody. No questions asked.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

People don’t want to hear your opinion…. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth

[Brayden Bradley @Brayden_B_10]

Everyone must choose between two pains. The pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

[Brayden Bradley @Brayden_B_10]

I find peace in doing things alone. You learn to love it

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

So if you’re fishing right…. You usually picture the hook facing up. While fishing and dragging it through the water. But buddy how come you usually typically always catch the fish on the bottom lip. Shouldn’t you catch ‘em on the top lip?

[Ruben Da Sandwich🥪 @03_rubenn]

Me and who