You know a friendship was miserable when you reminisce on a previous friendship gone wrong and think “damn maybe I wanna contact her again she seems nice comparatively”
Every time I call this one guy about my problems, he somehow one up’s me and describes the most visceral disturbing collection of recent events I’ve ever taken the time to listen to.
Yeah yeah Chris Hanson sucks we all know that but deep in my fucked up heart I wanted to see pizza instead of the cookies— OR EVEN an outside shot of a McDonald’s. “I just wanted something to eat!”