K Martin

[K Martin @05TheKman]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve food here”.

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Turns out you have to report them to CTA because they’re known for being shady as fuck. Fuck you @flairairlines #bankruptFlair

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Just remembered @flairairlines hasn’t sent me a refund. Canceled my flight. Fucked up my entire vacation and then offered me the absolute bare minimum in compensation. Then didn’t even refund that. Avoid this airline at all costs.

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@VPasquantino Flight got canceled at 7am after already being traveling for 4 hours. I’m now 13 hours into my commute and still 2 flights ahead of me. Traveling from Nova Scotia to Toronto (not as far as this journey has taken). Give me them tickets. I’ll be there by the bottom of the 1st

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@flairair_human LMAO WTF is this? “FlairairHuman” — “hello fellow teenagers”

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Is there any #Golf companies with good customer service? Can’t get a reply from @SrixonGolf and I also ordered a replacement from @GolfTown and the fucked me over hard. Paid and ordered a driver a week ago and they just kindly let me know they can’t fill my order.

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Hey @SrixonGolf I love your driver and golf balls but this is ridiculous. The first pic is from 2021 a few weeks after I bought the driver and the video is from yesterday with my new driver I just got 2 weeks ago.

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@BreakPointtBets 🎾

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@MikeGrinnell_ You’re a fucking loser

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@J9Burke8 Let me know if this works

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Imagine your name was BJ

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@urbangenite You cry about it on Twitter

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@J9Burke8 Haha I watched yesterday as well

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Anybody hear if @taylorswift13 plane got out on time?!

[K Martin @05TheKman]

I don’t think anything could ever pump me up more than hearing “then give the whole club some @MileyCyrus“

[K Martin @05TheKman]

I had a thought last night before I went to bed. Remember when you couldn’t breathe out of one or either of your nostrils? Well now you can, so that’s a bright spot for today, take a deep breath and enjoy your free flowing nostrils while they’re here.

[K Martin @05TheKman]

Hey @BurgerKing you’re charging $7 more for angry sauce.. literally fuck off you fucking scums. Now I understand why it’s called angry sauce #boycottBK

[K Martin @05TheKman]

@DKSportsbook @DraftKings Gotta get on Draftkings. @bet365 would never do this

[K Martin @05TheKman]

700 million for a DH???

[Hard Rock Bet @HardRockBet]

when my buddy asks how many NFL parlays I made today

[Matt C @MattfromKC]

What eagles fans and Chiefs haters want to see tonight: