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just hanging around the twitters

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@hoolie_r @__apf__ @Ruth_Mensch I came to find this comment. Ugh "feeliss" 🤢

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@tarynewyss Omg I have this fish and it is theeee most excellent body pillow 🤌

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@NYCMayor "2. Go New York Go New York Go."
😭😂🩷

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When you get a Filipina customer service rep on the phone and you hit her with the "maraming salamat" ("thank you so much!") at the end of the call and she is surprised and delighted 😭😭🩷 She was so nice though fr.

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Dang. I had refused to ever update my Twitter app and still had the Twitter logo for ages... Then my feed ceased refreshing as of two days ago. Finally had to update it to "X." 😭💀

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@chain_vara @wormymcwormersn That's a complaint that literally ✨no ✨ woman has ever made. I bet you've made a lot of women uncomfortable and I hope you shuffle off this mortal coil expeditiously ✌️

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@heyekp Please god no. Elementary teacher here. I have so many Jacksons. Endless Jacksons.

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To the people in workplaces who try to open the door of a staff restroom without knocking first:
What is wrong with you?
Why are you like this?

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@localchaos_ Girly, get it done at Walmart. 😭 It's cheap and reasonable! Call the automotive dept at your local Walmart, set up an appointment, and on the day of, drive up to the "OIL CHANGE" bay and they'll take care of it! You can walk around inside Walmart while you wait.

[໊ @wynavira]

the reason men can open jars easier is because they don’t moisturize

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

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@StephaEnyinna "shrink their lives around male entitlement" hits so hard... in so many, MANY ways, large and small 😭💯

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@nickimoraa 😂💯 I'll add, a handheld shower head is superior to a stationary one anyway. 🤌

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@_filmcrave NOOOOOO his mustache!! 😭💀 (he's still beautiful tho)

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@artenpedia Whoa.... The fly's shadow is incorrect. I don't think it was a stylistic choice. It should be flipped.

[Brown Eyed Girl @Browneyes5152]

Opening the microwave door one second early because you don't need all that hooting and hollering.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

every three minutes, another Monday rolls around. this is not sustainable.

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@Dani_Knope @ItsSensitiveJoy Omg this would explain everything 👀👀

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@SwattyKay @nedsore Are you................me? 😭

[All Things Movies @ThatMoviePage]

Did you know the little alien sitting inside the guy's head in MEN IN BLACK was both a tiny puppet and a huge, intricately detailed full size one for the close ups? Well now you do.