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Just empty calories and male curiosity.

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@TheRealTriscuit settle a bet for me- you didn’t discontinue the rye triscuits did you??

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The sun is hot?

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This stinks try again

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What's mopery?

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This may not mean anything but it means something to me.

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Last game of the season. Farewell, Derek. #Jeter

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#TopGun credits under "Top Gun Instructors and MIG Pilots" is American hero Lt. Peter "Horse" Caulk. Best call sign when taken on the whole.

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If you have a tip jar in front of your register you will get all of my coins 100% of the time. #nocoinsnoprobs

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Shout out to the dad wrapping presents on the Target men's room baby changing table. Love the hustle.

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"I made more money gambling than I did working last year. And I lost more gambling than I made gambling. That's not upper middle class."

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100% of the time when I see She's the One in the tv listing I think it's She's All That.

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Denver. City of Angels.

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Phantasm midnight movie. Jealous of the bros who actually have the phantasm t shirts.

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Few movies have stood the test of time like The Monster Squad. Really should command more respect today.

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"I never saw a pizza til I was in high school and I thought that's what poor people ate." - happy bday dad

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Young Frank Dux is a huge Giants fan. NY Giants shirt and SF Giants hat. Baller status. #Bloodsport

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Zombieland rule #32 is the best rule for anyone's life - "Enjoy the little things."

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"I'm married with 2 children" "I am still throwing your novels out the window til you stand up for yourself."