scrunkly¹⁹

ciaou on discord

[scrunkly¹⁹ @0671589324a]

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[carmen ☆ @staar4sh]

my boyfriend is so hot as fuck

[Pengu @Penguxn]

real yearners act like they're taken when they have a crush

[HorseSlug🐌 @horsebone2]

My nephew just said he wishes his roblox avatar was real so he could put it in a sock and whip it against the wall and hear its bones snapping and its little screams

[bell @bnipill]

date idea: i overdose in your arms n you tell me you love me one last time

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"i'm buns" bro imagine a burger. every burger needs buns. you're a part of something wonderful.

[jan @janitofm]

this was legit a celestial experience omfg… first total eclipse ive ever witnessed

[may @jetpckcat]

@Erogetism

[yoomtah! 🐸💘 @janicesguitar]

my favourite bit is saying “no i lied” when i make a mistake okay

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customer at work: :)
me: okay so the ticket will be £19! (realises i read the wrong one.) actually no i lied its £16.

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[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

[Raik Arglack - (COMMS CLOSED) @RaikArglack]

me and VR is a mistake

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

Tried to hit a mosquito and accidentally smacked myself in the balls full-force

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has revealed his go-to Greggs order is the Sausage, Bean and Cheese Melt

[Ivz™️ @Ivz_LT]

This was everywhere in 2021 😂😂😂

[DeliciousJames @DeliciousJames_]

My cousin had a baby, I hope she likes the card I made for her

[Agnis @lanxre]

We actually need to start talking about how well written some wuwa characters are

[MoltenGear @Molten_gears]

@JustRosi3 i hope anyone who worked on onedrive perishes in flames

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

The second Day of ur Period is Lowkey like 9/11

[*bel* @idkwhobelis]

my love language is unfortunately wanting you around 24/7

[miya @miyarah_]

como quiero ser tratada después de estar todo el día de mal humor