Jonathan Spleef

ignorance is bliss. #withoutanet #onthebus

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

Life in the big city

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.

Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.

And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.

You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.

[amanda @amandatalks__]

taxing unrealized capital gains would hurt him more than bill gates or Elon musk btw

[Dr Death @DrDeath1776]

My cousin is going to college for casino management. His internship is in Vegas. Where the fuck was that option on career day!?!

[Every The Sopranos Frame In Order @FrameInOrder]

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[doomer @uncledoomer]

because a single serving of 12 beers is 2400 calories

[Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls]

You can get a 14 month CD for 4% interest and make $8,000 with no risk.

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

One of my favorite parts of the day is waking up and going on twitter and getting upset from all the BS I see on my timeline. #twitter

[mommiana @tatithechin]

People are surprised by this. He is a Kennedy. Every Kennedy before him attended Harvard and so will every Kennedy after

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

Shoutout to documentaries

[Paul “Sludge Factory” Smythe @PaulieSludge]

Drinking is so much fun until people pull out cards and make you play some fuckass game

[Matt Bramanti @mattbramanti]

there's a McDonald's in Rome that has part of the 2,500-year-old Servian Wall running through it

[remx @biigrem]

Highschool athletes will call their coach “Coach” until he or she dies. It’s a respect thing…

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

Shoutout to K-Log

[Judyallbrite @Judyallbrite]

President Rutherford B Hayes' birthplace is a BP gas station.

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

Shoutout to Saul from Better call Saul

[blighter @blightersort]

she has a masters in drama from Yale and “had no idea what the odyssey was”. not just “hadn’t read it” had never heard of it at all apparently. what a damning indictment of Yale.

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

Miller Lite is the thinking man’s beverage of choice

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Imagine monitoring the situation from the Stasi radio monitoring room

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

Bob Dylan absolutely deserved that Nobel. Few minds in music have come up with such concepts as riding through the desert on a nameless horse, or being stuck in the middle with you

[Jonathan Spleef @06_chevy_]

Thinking about growing a shitty beard again