ACADEMIC JOKER

We start,we fall,we rise ,we die and finally we get born again.
Masters in Dark Humour.(MDH)

[SuperSport Football ⚽️ @SSFootball]

AirWissa takes flight ✈️🇨🇩

DR Congo score their 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 #FIFAWorldCup goal 🤩🚀

📺 Stream #FIFAWorldCup2026 on DStv: https://t.co/B0jLrQW5cc

[Gary Goodridge @garyhgoodridge]

Pain teaches. Pressure shapes. Keep going.

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[Eugie @WuodAbilla]

Atommy Sifa is the new @MoraraKebaso in Homa Bay.

Governor kazi ni major ODM rallies and dancing Ajawa yet there's no clean water in the county.

Nani alituroga jameni.

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

Makueni Boys' High School student perfectly mimics President William Ruto during the annual Choxx Festival

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Make mistakes. Make enemies. Make history. But never make yourself small.”
— Che Guevara

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

We must bring to a stop an administration that is burdening wananchi with the high cost of living. Voting for Kenya Kwanza on August 9 means voting for affordable prices of fuel, food, among other basic commodities.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Live from Broadbased Headquarters:

Petrol ---- 214.25
Diesel ---- 242.92

Congratulations Diesel!!

[uba aku @ubaakuete]

Unless it's urgent, don't go back home until you succeed 📌

[ACADEMIC JOKER @08_felo]

@DaviesChumba Where can I get this nappier grass??45 days quite very fast

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

When a man wants you, he will literally COME & GET you

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Marry a woman who runs to God when there is an issue.

Not the internet, not another man, no her girls.

Just God.

[Stephen M @stickn2dabasics]

Nobody watches you harder than the people who have done you dirty.

[Ernest Adikwu @ernestadiq]

AMEN 🙏

[Thoughtrovert-Hub @Thoughtrovert]

Huwezi wasaidia jombaa...it's a lost course. The programming is too deep

[ACADEMIC JOKER @08_felo]

Which nakuru are you speaking about. Just get your facts right....

[Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

Of the cities Nakuru is 95% peaceful, Eldoret is 99% peaceful, Mombasa is 100% Peaceful, Kisumu is 110% Peaceful, Nairobi is 92% peaceful.

Githurai and Roysambu can demonstrate all they want.

Kenya is peaceful!

[ACADEMIC JOKER @08_felo]

Nimesahau their former name of the team before it was changed to Nairobi United

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Nairobi United are officially the National Super League champions, capping off a stellar season that saw them secure promotion to the Kenyan Premier League weeks in advance.

#FootballKE

[ACADEMIC JOKER @08_felo]

Nakumbuka hii siku tear gas ilianzwa kurushwa before pena zianze

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

7th July 2019

Kariobangi Sharks FC vs Everton penalties at a packed Moi International Sports Centre Kasarani.

#FootballKE