Jack Unsworth

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@PompeyKai 85

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New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘The Shatter-Proof Glass Came In Handy But I Don’t Think Sam’s Going To Be Too Pleased With Us Getting In The Way Of His Drive’, to be released on 23 November

[talkSPORT BET @talksportbet]

Portsmouth Football Club are unbeaten in 22 league games.

No professional club in England can match that.

Top of League One.

#Pompey

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@_Man_Like_ No joy yet!

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

Looking for Bournemouth vs Arsenal ticket for pickup in Bournemouth area between now and Saturday - Will pay cash. #Arsenal #Bournemouth

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@Upthespurs77 I’ll take

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Morrissey says he’s still seething his cameo was cut from the Barbie movie.

“I told all my friends I was going to be in it,” he sighed

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Jessie J announces she will return from maternity leave to take charge of her Hertfordshire abattoir next week, with a special event planned to say goodbye to interim boss Kylie Minogue

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@hardestgeezer @Patmcmanus44

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New Netflix series to feature Barack and Michelle Obama attempting to drive through some of the UK’s most tricky city centres in a Toyota Yaris with no sat-nav.

“Derby’s notorious one-way system certainly put their legendary poise to the test,” laughed showrunner Cobi Jones

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New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘Were You Or Were You Not On A Gay Cruise?’, to be released on 23 May

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Kylie Minogue enjoys her first tour of Jessie J’s Hertfordshire abattoir ahead of her stint covering the singer’s maternity leave.

“She’s doing things no other UK slaughterhouse would dare do,” said Kylie. “I particularly loved the retirement send-off with a difference.”

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@culturaltutor @threadreaderapp unroll

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Davina McCall reveals she’s invested £2.3bn of her own cash in an obscure Swedish company called Zwork.

“Their slogan is ‘don’t go to work, go to zwork!’ but I literally know nothing else about them,” she laughed

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Ellie Goulding admits she’s having a hard time accepting Earth is whizzing through space at 67,000mph.

“Surely we’d be constantly clattering into stuff?” she enquired

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Jessie J reveals she’s started drawing up a shortlist of potential candidates to take charge of her Hertfordshire abattoir while she’s on maternity leave.

“Whoever gets it will be fully briefed on our unique slaughter set-up,” she told reporters

[Jack Unsworth @08unsworthjac]

@3Legs4Wheels Welcome back!

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Jessie J announces she’s turning off the heating at her Hertfordshire abattoir to save money.

“If you get cold just slaughter faster,” she told workers

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