Man United fans: "You have only won 2 Premier Leagues."
Liverpool fans: "We have won 20 league titles. A name change doesn't change that fact."
United fans: "You only won 2. Just a small club in reality."
Liverpool fans: "United haven't even won the Premier League yet."
United fans: "Yes we have? We have won it 13 times."
Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. No team has won 13 Premier League titles."
United fans: "What drugs are you on? We have won the Premier League 13 times."
Liverpool fans: "No you haven't. You haven't even won 1 Premier League title. You haven't even been in a title race for a Premier League title!"
United fan: Furious. "Yes we have. Prove we haven't."
Liverpool fan: "Ok. The Premier League has only been called The Premier League since 2016. You haven't won the league since before that, so you haven't won the Premier League and you aren't even on par with Leicester."
92 - 93: FA PREMIER LEAGUE.
93 - 01: FA CARLING PREMIERSHIP.
01 - 04: FA BARCLAYCARD PREMIERSHIP.
04 - 07: FA BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
07 - 16: BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE.
16 - ?: PREMIER LEAGUE.
United fan: "But, but that doesn't count. It's still the same league."
Liverpool fan: "I know. It's always been the same league. We've tried telling you this but you're too thick to get it!"
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