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My favorite 50 cent song 12 questions 🇵🇦

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@BDDarryl They some dirty ass drones

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Are pigeons sky rats or homeless birds?

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@jusumdude 😭😭😭

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The real scam is getting a fake ass for men, and 3 years later they only like natural women again.

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@SlaveMasterKDE I think you meant to delete that but hit send instead, weird

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Being in my mid twenties got me dangerously horny. I think I’m in human heat

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@BubblesChief Idk what you replying to but I lived in panama

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Who tf Invented vests.. like why would anyone think to make a sleeveless jacket, why are you taking off the most important part of the jacket

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I’d unplug the fridge when he leave and plug it back when he’s back, somebody’s getting sick!
I started putting holes in his mattress just for the kicks..

I’m staying in an unhappy relationship just like you are so we can both be 12 year olds.

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I kept getting cheated on by bitches my nigga told me not to be so I stopped tryna please men & be a good woman & just started stealing while staying with him.

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He started breaking out cause I’d put oil in my hair that had a component he’s allergic to and sleep on the pillows. Jokes on you crunchy face.

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Thin line between criticism and hating

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@_jasabel Oh girl if you don’t take your ass home!!

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@_jasabel Just put soup on the toilet seat and a lil on your shirt and tell them you throwing up

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I should definitely take the time to friend niggas mommas on Facebook

[Arya✨ @StoveAllergy]

every time a woman cheats on a man, a puppy survives a deadly disease. get to saving lives ladies

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When I was making videos/posts like Cardi long before we all knew who she was everybody woukd reply to me telling me to relax and why am I so mad everyday lmfao like it’s a joke.. I’m joking..