Glass Johnson

I am glass

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

@marr_shaw Yeah hi, Mercer. Yeah cancel that reservation. I uhh my foot got caught in the dryer. Yes I would like a refund.

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

@marr_shaw You, me, and The Mercer Kitchen. I’ve made our reservation for 8pm tonight. Wear something tight. I’ll get you some saki after 😉

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

@chyna_ryder That was dope, great job. Good song too, sounds like a mix of Pharrell and Gambino

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Twitter got hacked. Apologies for the random DMs y’all

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

I call that story The Four Horsemen of Banging Hot Chicks

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Derek Jeter, Justin Bieber, Leo DiCap, & John Mayer ride their steed in the desert. They hear a whistle from afar. They turn & see a hooded man atop a dark horse
“I heard you guys bang hot chicks”
the mysterious man calls out. He lifts his hood
“I do that too”
It’s Pete Davidson

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

A few albums to check out if you like unique music with meticulous, eccentric lyrics

[HTX 📍 @JSVisualshtx]

This never crossed my mind till it came out his mouth https://t.co/EqgcV2dICd

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Father John Misty, Nas, Lauryn Hill, @essonitemusic , Noname, and Jonwayne all performing in Philly in the next couple months

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Hey! I just scored 96 on Flappy Dunk! Try to beat this! https://t.co/GXHRJZxPXs

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Don't let @realDonaldTrump, who's spent his life avoiding armed combat, try and define the image of bravery. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

[Nikola Crnobrnja @byNikoNice]

Spongebob detail shots are so good

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

"Where u from?"
"Dimmsdale"
"Where"
"5 minutes from icky Vicky's house"
"?"
"Home of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome" https://t.co/L33XoEYxHe

[Kennett Mens Tennis @kennett_tennis]

If you don't FUCK with "Ultimate" by Denzel Curry, then FUCK YOU #uwhaaat

[Ashley Strongarm @AshleyStrongarm]

@NathanZed I write songs

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Gotta love Mrs. Hall

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Not to be crast but Betty White gonna die this year. Gonna be in June. Had to redownload twitter to make this prediction so you kno its real

[Noah @Noah420Hall]

I might have done this.👀 https://t.co/yCn1oY5PNk

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

A fellow Noah Hall started a Facebook group of just Noah Halls, which is by far the most Noah Hall thing ever.

[Glass Johnson @0NoahHall0]

Now she Ann Datway https://t.co/9gCwoXH7x3