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"Are you sure that it's you?"

//Joke Parody Account

[□《HARMONY》□ @chirpyanenome]

oh yeah @0RDER8 rise from your grave too

[bitz's spam @wirebityuri]

heres my splatoon protaganist tier list

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@splanything SHE'S GOT A FUCKING SHARK I'M HIDING-

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@St1ckminPawnch Hi.

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If only Three were like her...

[splatoon anything bot (read pinned) @splanything]

Kaori is Agent 8's biggest hero.

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Hate his fucking food oml

[splatoon anything bot (read pinned) @splanything]

Agent 8 has added Crusty Sean to their DNI!

[Logan Plant @LoganJPlant]

Seeing a lot of this going around, Emerald Rush is absolutely not "Balloon World but now it's $20." It's Splatoon 3's Side Order, which was also a $20 roguelite mode that came bundled with a nostalgic hub to explore. It's the exact same playbook.

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@3captain8 I'm at a loss for words.

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Fuckin Snitch.

[splatoon anything bot (read pinned) @splanything]

Agent 8 just robbed Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe and is on the run!

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[@KingBlooper2602]
I don't get the attire. Wouldn't that helmet just... block your view?

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[I saw other accounts doing this, and really wanted to join in.]

[LIKE FOR PRE-RACE BANTER!]
[Parody Accounts only.]

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[@P3arlHouzuki]
Don't think saving me before is going to give me a soft spot, M.C Princess. Don't shout at me if I win though, I don't want to end up like that statue...

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[@OctoRacer]
Don't get an ego over your experience. I've taken down people in higher professions before.

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[@St1ckminPawnch]
...they're letting thiefs onto the tracks?

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@D3sertedSquid He tried blending me, and shooting a world ending cannon towards inkopolis.

[□《HARMONY》□ @chirpyanenome]

@ReflectionC6 Explain this then.

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I've been waiting for some chaos admist this order.
Bring it, Blue Bird.

[Berdly!!!!! @SmartGenius598]

@0RDER8

Hope you’re not a fan of order, there’s gonna be NONE of it on this track!

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[@BugsyTsukushi]
I hope your knowledge of bugs is kept in consistency with your driving skill.

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[@ReflectionC6]
...a doppelganger? Won't be the first time I've taken down somebody's faker.
...
...you do have a nice colour scheme though.

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[@4Tee_Fourr]
...a number? That's a new opponent... you'd think I'd experience it all by this point.