Hi, I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "Yes, I have a degree," βNo, I canβt just rim out the clot and run your specimen,β and "Iβve been on hold for 5 minutes, I just need to speak to someone who can take this critical."
While driving into work today I popped the top of my @BANGenergy drink and took a big swig only to realize I accidentally grabbed an @banghardseltzer instead. π΅βπ«
Trying to be healthy and eat more protein, so I had eggs for breakfast! πͺπ» Does it still count if they are #Cadbury Mini Eggs? π€ Candy season starts in October and doesnβt end until May! π«
I think during the pandemic Iβve mastered avoiding people, so here is a current list of things I need to stay 6 feet away from.
1. The Refrigerator
2. Mexican Food
3. Amazon Prime
4. My Debit Card
Thanksgiving PSA:
Never eat food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a piece of turkey or a delicious bite of pumpkin pie, but itβs actually Covid!
Part of growing up is realizing that you donβt have to wait till October 31st to enjoy dressing up, learning about serial killers, and eating candy for dinner!
@BertShowBert Not so much about the size for me, but rather the style. Now, I say this and my center stone is 1 ct., but Iβm sure Iβd still be happy if it were smaller, as long as it were the same style.