Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB)

Mother 👩‍👧• Dog Mom 🐶 • Wife 💍 🏳️‍🌈• Scientist 👩🏼‍🔬 • Consultant 👩🏼‍💼

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Hi, I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "Yes, I have a degree," “No, I can’t just rim out the clot and run your specimen,” and "I’ve been on hold for 5 minutes, I just need to speak to someone who can take this critical."

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

You know you’re old when you attend more funerals per year than weddings.

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

While driving into work today I popped the top of my @BANGenergy drink and took a big swig only to realize I accidentally grabbed an @banghardseltzer instead. 😵‍💫

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

My lips are never prepared for a paper straw. #ItsSoDry

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Wednesday, asking it to be Friday…

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

If you make your spouse angry, just play dead…it works for bears.

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Trying to be healthy and eat more protein, so I had eggs for breakfast! 💪🏻 Does it still count if they are #Cadbury Mini Eggs? 🤔 Candy season starts in October and doesn’t end until May! 😫

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

I think during the pandemic I’ve mastered avoiding people, so here is a current list of things I need to stay 6 feet away from.

1. The Refrigerator
2. Mexican Food
3. Amazon Prime
4. My Debit Card

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in your workplace food-drive box? Today I saw a can of baby corn and a can of water chestnuts.

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

@BaileySarian 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Thanksgiving PSA:
Never eat food offered to you by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a piece of turkey or a delicious bite of pumpkin pie, but it’s actually Covid!

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Insomnia, the only reason I got to see the eclipse.

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

In an effort to be more open and honest with people, from now on…instead of saying LOL…I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled a Little Then Stopped).

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Experts in essential oils…which oil is the best to calm down over excited coworkers? Chloroform…it’s chloroform, isn’t it?

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Part of growing up is realizing that you don’t have to wait till October 31st to enjoy dressing up, learning about serial killers, and eating candy for dinner!

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

I admire the beta fish, because like the beta fish I also am beautiful and want to fight everyone.🐠

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Used my own bags at #wholefoods today...only now do I feel like a true #subaruowner

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

@ScottBSNRN 😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

While cooking dinner I asked Alexa to set a 15 minute timer. She then proceeded to tell me, in front of my fiancée, that I had 3 Amazon packages delivered today. 🙄😬 #ThanksAlexa

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

Fine! I’ll leave the house today, but just know...I’m not happy about it!

[Katrina Johansson, MHA, MT (AAB) @0SomeCallMeKat0]

@BertShowBert Not so much about the size for me, but rather the style. Now, I say this and my center stone is 1 ct., but I’m sure I’d still be happy if it were smaller, as long as it were the same style.