Chimichanga Fan Club President.

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@BulbousKing Agreed

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If i had a nickel

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Patriot

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Someone keeps edging the clouds bc it keeps looking like.its gunna rain but just not..

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Running a promotion today for my vape vending machine at mickey rats. 1 vape for the price of 2. This won't last long and restricted to the first 50 people.

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You think you can hurt me? Im circumcised.

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Yesterday I was trying to buy a generator from marketplace and this is what happened.

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I want to take the all microplastics inside of me and 3d print her tits so i can put them on my desk at work. Yall wouldn't get it.

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For every minute this teams meeting goes over thats 5 minutes extra im spending on break. Currently 5 minutes over stay tuned

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"HMU for my drop box menu" and its just the grossest night crawler creature you've ever seen.

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Only bitches with big foreheads like me and idk if I should take that personally.

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Love being a dad fr.

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If i nutted in you b4 I expect a happy father's day text this year.

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If you connect to a Mexico VPN you can watch the office on Netflix.

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It was me. I did it. All by myself. Me.

[🍒 @Royal_Rinaa]

Whoever invented pho needs their ass ate

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Don't let your bm stop you from finding the love of your life.

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Wha..what are they doing with the rest??

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Switzerland to vote on plan to cap population at 10 million, per BBC

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People who've smoked Crack, did yall get a lot done that day?

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Call me broke, fat, short, loser, lowlife but dont ever call me to do karaoke.

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Smoking Crack gotta be so crazy man. Thats like swapping a V6 with a v12. Same body just way more powerful and with more voices.

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Im getting mad bc some of yall are not aging well and its making me look old fr. Seek help.