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Rebis ✨️ A cringey being having a based experience. Eliot Dewberry reply guy. Just passing through. MCAD '24 she/they

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

we burned this much healthcare while triple tapping a girls school in iran for israel. also, straits still closed. never any money for social services or medicare for all though.

[Melat Kiros for Congress, CO-1 @MelatKirosCO]

Republicans tried to draw Black Tennesseans out of representation but Justin refused to back down and this November, he’s going to win.

Proud of you my friend, let’s do this! 🩵✊🏽

[Rabbi Moishe Indig @MoishIndig]

We discussed several pressing community safety issues. @NYCMayor Zohran Mamdani has been a staunch friend of our community and will continue to be so in the future

[Michael @micgrochowski]

Good luck to him (genuinely), but we've seen how this move plays out. They call you a socialist and DSA anyway, but you're on your own. Hope he wins and that he reconsiders someday.

[Jono @itsmejono]

@atrupar Don't tempt me with a good time

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

@atrupar What an endorsement.

El-Sayed should post that screenshot as a campaign advertisement.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump on El-Sayed: "If he succeeds, the Dumocrats will gain 4 Senators, 8 Congressmen, many Electoral and Popular Votes, a stacked Supreme Court with 23 Justices, and I will be, sadly, despite the great job we are doing, the last Republican President!"

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

beast mode

[Kiana Mai 🌹 @kianamaiart]

happy 2 year aikaversary

[onion person @CantEverDie]

there’s been some really phenomenal meltdowns about the left since abdul el-sayed won on tuesday but i’ve had to refrain dunking on them because many of them have fully verged into complete delusion and paranoia and i just don’t feel comfortable making fun of unwell individuals

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

El-Sayed on Islamophobia: "That's the only play they got. They're gonna point at me, they're gonna point at my name, like, 'Wow, he's different.' That's the best you got? You can't actually talk about what you want to do? My name is not raising your gas prices. My name is now taking us to war ... this is the best place in the world to be Abdul."

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Rogers's positive ads are terrible. Prominently featuring Trump, the guy with 36% approval, is a very bad idea!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jennifer Welch: “They say oh he campaigned with Hasan Piker. Who gives a shit? Tough titties, get over it. All of you are campaigning with JD Vance, Stephen Miller, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, etc. Go fuck yourselves. Look at the monsters running this country into the ground”

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

judge me by my enemies

[Fear& @FearAndPod]

Frying your dopamine receptors instead of studying?

Might as well grab your FEAR& Tour tickets for $35 all-in by using code “STUDENT” at checkout

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[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

Today, the Senate received a briefing on the humanitarian crisis unfolding in Sudan.

Here's the bottom line: We can & must do more to stop this.

This war has already killed over 150,000 people & displaced over 14 MILLION. We must act NOW.

[Daniel Seidemann @DanielSeidemann]

An interview that I never believed I would have to give, but I was left no choice.

[Ashleyy @dontsippy]

ASAP Rocky on Zohran Mamdani 🤓

“we haven’t really had a mayor or really political figure that actually care about the people in the ghetto or did policies that benefited us”

[Sherrod Brown @SherrodBrown]

Jon Husted looked this mother in the eye, and promised he wouldn't vote to cut her daughter's health care.

One week later, that's exactly what he did.