I met this dude at the club and he was able to talk me into going to the restroom and eating my ass if he can buy me a drink. My date stood me up, so I thought what the hell ain’t nothing wrong in getting my hole ate by a total stranger besides I’m drunk
B Hen got PRESSED by Jeff Teague’s Mom after he told her to “come get it back in blood” 😭😭
“Oh thats Miss Carol? Hey Miss Carol”
“You about to get smacked… You better recognize and know who you’re talking to” 💀
My ex is so obsessed with me he’s been blowing up my phone about how he miss my big ass and he wish he never got married. I got into a fight with my boyfriend so I was horny and just told my ex to come over to smoke and Fuck 😭