tessie

remaining positive out of spite.

[fire lord azula @ilovecheerwine]

“We are closed :( bc our employees figured out we are exploiting them and quit to find better jobs but we’re spinning the narrative that they’re lazy & just want unemployment even tho you can’t receive unemployment when you quit”

[Ship of Theses @postclassics]

BREAKING: CDC announces vaccinated individuals may gather together with up to 255 and form phalanxes once more.

[tessie @0atmalk]

never been to NY, never actually met someone from there, but all the people I hear speak about it seem to think it's a disgusting cesspool of trash, urine, and aggressive, rude people, but they all love it as well? to each their own I guess?

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

parents put my sister’s report card on the fridge so i added mine too

[tessie @0atmalk]

@pakkap_ The forced perspective to make hobbits look little and Galdalf look big???? Are you shitting me right now?? Movie magic. Incredible.

[tessie @0atmalk]

@JohnnyBerchtold I'd be lying if I said that wouldn't be my exact response.

[Uncouth Rat @solodeauxleaux]

When my friends want to bring other people into the mix when we’re supposed to be spending quality time together

[DRUSKI @druski]

Tpain don't get the respect he deserves

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why not have a little crush? it's free and fun and also devastating. like seeing a rat run through a crowded subway car

[tessie @0atmalk]

this man's fashion sense is twenty years ahead of me and also so much better than mine and I respect him.

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

I started a trend hehe

[Faryn @FarynHughes]

chonk collection 👀

[tessie @0atmalk]

@L3SS_ @TwitterGaming You know what, I have like 12 followers on a good day, so I'm not really worried about it. ╮(╯_╰)╭

[tessie @0atmalk]

The new Mass Effect HD release will keep me extra single because no one will ever measure up to my love for Garrus Vakarian.

[tessie @0atmalk]

@TwitterGaming Go for it!

[tessie @0atmalk]

@KhanStopMe If you jump in the corner of your room, you clip straight to finals week. Then just roll dodge to convocation. Easy peasy.