𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙

MINORS DNI

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

He.. hehe!

That's a joke, right?

[“ ᅠ 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔... ᅠ ” @N0_N4M3_H3RE]

I think it doesn't matter if you do it with enough enthusiasm; if you don't believe me, ask my Tinkaton.☝🏿🤓

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

No rules, she knew what she had gotten into, but this? The set up was done wonderfully.

She had one last trick up her sleeve, one that will lead to this thing's catch!

Speaking with the last remaining pieces of her breath.

" L-Look at me in the eyes when you speak, flip me "

[ꖾꕯꕷꖹꕯ: ᴺₒ. #２２０ @InDeathWeRot]

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The Zoroark would acknowledge her strength, but, she had used Phantom Force after the pursuit. It was instantaneous movement it used it for, and in hisui protecting yourself was just as important as your Pokémon.
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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

She'd say, you could hear the excitement in her voice!

" I am sure you'll accept me as a trainer! "

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

That face didn't shift one bit, kept her cool through and through! After all, tentacruel used to be very powerful pokemon during the very first tournaments of the kanto region! It was a very popular mon due to their amazing health and defense!

" I won't! Promise! "

[𝐓 𝐄 𝐍 𝐓 𝐀 𝐂 𝐑 𝐔 𝐄 𝐋 (#073) @Txntacruel]

at least not yet.”

A low giggle escape from her
lips. She was eerily trying to
get some sort of reaction from
the trainer

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

" Here it says it's one of the few ways to completely paralyze a zebstrika! "

PPPUSHHH!! ARM DIRECTLY INSIDE! NOT EVEN GLOVES!

" Very warm! So tight, and you're still.. yet trembling!

Pokedex never gives wrong information, no berries for those who have been acting perverted!

[– ⚡️𝙕𝙀𝘽𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝘼 @HotMutt2_]

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'Oh ! You mean that ! I mean it's quite dirty, why would you want to do that? And you can't even make pokemon eggs there, so what's the point?'

Cue to the Zebstrika sighing with relief.

'Well, if you give me enough berries and let me make some Blitzles... 👀'
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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

How the tides had turned, now look who's scared!

Circling around him before grabbing at that big butt!

" Ohh, this behind? Where waste comes out?

You just put some gloves on and SHOVE! "

Giggling at herself.

" Wanna try? "

[– ⚡️𝙕𝙀𝘽𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝘼 @HotMutt2_]

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'Their behind...? But we Zebstrika's don't have holes on our back like a shuckle... What are you humans doing with your Zebstrikas? 😨'

Insert Confused horse noices.
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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

// i am VERY serious about battling.

I won't do any instant loss stuff if there's a single enemy on the field!

She's a champion, treat her as such.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

" I'd say that's plenty!

You look like an overfed lopunny! Did you know they store their fat in their legs? "

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

"Huh, sure"

Seems like she forgot to get rid of some Big meat. . .

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

Face palming..

" Just.. turn around! "

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

Eh-

Not really, I don't feel like I have weigh back a there.

( She's a Ghost, she weights nothing)

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

" Look, if i were to want to fill my pokedex with data.

ROTOM! "

That thing came blasting out, she searched for zebstrika on the dex.

" Here it says the best way to extract data out of a zebstrika is to tease and shove something inside of their behind!

Is that what you wish

[– ⚡️𝙕𝙀𝘽𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝘼 @HotMutt2_]

Hey even i know that wasn't it! It was a Raichu's tail... I think... Or was it Electrivire fur...? Anyways ! You don't find 'em cute even a bit? And don't you need to fill your poke-thingy with data or something?

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

I-

Have you tried to turn your head around?

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

Me? No no, I'm just a short flat Ghost...

I steal size for a reason! I don't think I have forgotten to get rid of any size-

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

We can fight and NOT mate!

[『#142 | Pᴇᴛʀᴀ 』 @NotTooCruel]

Well, then, can we fight then mate ?

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

Well.. you look like you have plenty to spare.

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

Good to see you attend to reasons!

And you're Lucky I like how you look, I ain't taking anything from your body :)

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

Yeah.. many things were weird of the past, the first light bulb was powered using cut off zebstrika testicles!

Would you like to try that? I doubt it! So my reasoning is simple.

And.. no, i don't really find blitzles cute

[– ⚡️𝙕𝙀𝘽𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝘼 @HotMutt2_]

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We definetly are ! Didn't they teach you humans about how humans and pokemon sometimes did marry each other in the past?

And why not? Don't you find Blitzles cute? 🤨
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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

@ALOLANTIDES // melony and katy too.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

// it's crazy how hard she fell off, no one muses her, no one draws her anymore.

And she's like! One of the baddest professors, everybody was freaking out about her when the games were coming out.

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

Fine.. i am the prettiest..

Even if i don't mean it

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

"They are if I made them true by my own means"

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

Humans are pokemon are not even in the same egg group!

And i don't want your blitzles!

[– ⚡️𝙕𝙀���𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙄𝙆𝘼 @HotMutt2_]

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Huh, what are you talking about? I can breed with 'mons that aren't horses, y' know- What i'm saying is that you probably could bare healthy blitzles 😌
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[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

" Are the words thy pull from another's mouth Truthful? "

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

Do I need to leave ALL of Paldea flat and short just for you to admit It?

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

I am thinking of them RIGHT now.

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

See?

There's no one prettier in Paldea! You can't name them :)

[𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 ＲＩＶＡＬ ◓⃙ @0bsessedRival]

You're creepy.. i don't want you to hurt them.

Mouth SHUT!

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

You Will see, come on, name them

:)