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Soldier of Mets Twitter, meme curator, Occasional Sex Haver and hot take connoisseur, through the fire and flames we carry on

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Don’t get the smoked porterhouse from outback

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@DrewVento Kids will never retire

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Going on a hunger strike until the Mets win a game

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Fernando Rodney at the bar #cbtm

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@LocalAuraFarmer What’s the ideal time to “text her”

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@ChipotleTweets please explain to me why I can’t get white rice in the restaurant line. But I can place an online order while standing in the restaurant, finger blast your mother, and get white rice in a bowl

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@NYCMayor Aaron judge is lying freezing on the street. Please do something

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G.K. Chesterton, what a line

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@insomniacookies what’s the point of having a storefront location if when you walk in they say they are doing delivery only? Idiot company

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@StevenACohen2 Kyle Tucker

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Luke Fickell trying to use his T.E.A.M. vest to stop Bryce Underwood from throwing 80 yard bombs every drive

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@BarstoolBigCat Can you go to Saudi Arabia on behalf of the Wisconsin badgera?

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@stoolpresidente Davey Deer Valley

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@JeffPassan MVP

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@ESPNFantasy please award Seahawks DST the points for the touchdown in fantasy

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@ESPNFantasy please award Seahawks DST the points for the touchdown in fantasy

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Land on a plane at O hare, drive around on said plane for the most expansive network of taxiway in America for 45 minutes every time

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Drinking spotted cow in Alabama at 9:58 am loving the freedom

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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say".

My thoughts are with Charlie Kirk's family.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Assassination culture is spreading on the left. Forty-eight percent of liberals say it would be at least somewhat justified to murder Elon Musk. Fifty-five percent said the same about Donald Trump.

In California, activists are naming ballot measures after Luigi Mangione.

The left is being whipped into a violent frenzy. Any setback, whether losing an election or losing a court case, justifies a maximally violent response.

This is the natural outgrowth of left-wing protest culture tolerating violence and mayhem for years on end. The cowardice of local prosecutors and school officials have turned the left into a ticking time bomb.

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[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

America will never be the same.