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I’m a bad bitch, fuck a peepad

[☻ @0ceantal]

Can you still be a troubled teen at 25

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I understand why a lot of women are lesbiannnnnn

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China is always one step ahead of us I swearrrrr

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Uber needs to have a feature where you can have your driver drive your car to your home for you lol jussssayin

[Marissa🍒 @marriedtodrizzy]

Me at boiling crab every time

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They’re twerking at the bar on a Wednesday before 5pm

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Help

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I’m drunk lol help

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I miss old twitter

[☻ @0ceantal]

People walking their cat is crazy to me lol

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Jk he got me crocs

[☻ @0ceantal]

My bf said he can make me a baby for Xmas

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Shopping sucks when you have a small car 😭

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When middle girls think you were cool growing up but you really were a dork and only cool bc you’re talking shit now about everyone else 😅

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I’m such an extrovert but sometimes I need alcohol to be an extravert lol ykwim

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I’m surprised I’m not pregnant already

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I love the Bay Area but the weather sucks ass

[☻ @0ceantal]

This vodka is going thru me like water 😭

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Life was better when I didn’t know how to use a dishwasher

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My bf found this lady’s phone and she is trying to repay us by giving us one of her dogs lol

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Another October in love with Sarah Sanderson

[☻ @0ceantal]

Being in love really sucks