0dddballAnne

if you can look back and laugh why not laugh now

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

My past was regret and rejection my present was yet to be determined...

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash Awww 💚 you the most. 🥰

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

Do you ever just read something to go ow

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

The universe created everything around us.

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

I had to share this with somebody so I'm taking my husband's @FsckOffFash advice and just posted on Twitter
https://t.co/nkbOo74D2A

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

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[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash This is obviously sarcasm. I feel like I'm being scammed right now.

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash @TeufelWolf666 It's one of those if you don't put me in the hospital I'll never put you in the hospital...

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash @TeufelWolf666 I would never! I may poison you but I would never prank you.

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash @TeufelWolf666 But you would have to fuck up really bad for that to happen

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

That is so relatable but so unreasonable

[Sarina Kajani PhD @sarinakajani]

Did you know that the word ‘ad lib’ comes from the Latin ad libitum which translates to at one’s pleasure.

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

https://t.co/Fy8lw46wiE

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

Regardless of what you believe you have a duty to yourself to treat yourself as if you have value.

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@apsmunro @DrLeanaWen Well I'm sure that many people know that Twitter is full of self-righteous hypocritical people that lean to the left and that Facebook is where you find the self righteous hypocritical people that lean to the right...

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@Chaos_Themralds @hankgreen If somebody told my family they were bringing a crudite to the gathering they would probably be shot

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@FsckOffFash Huh I didn't hear that probably because I am getting deaf in my old age 😔

[Unnatural Abomination @CmonThenBKNY]

so @0dddballAnne and I decided we're copping two of these and showing up to the beer distributor in Williamsburg twinning just to flex for our anniversary this month:

https://t.co/5P4W1oex5V

[0dddballAnne @0dddballAnne]

@How2Drink I hate to say this but it took me a good minute to get past the what the fuck you were doing with all these tweets it was like oh they're all htd tweets

[tispedand @tispedand]

To die would be easy you will know nothing after the fact to live is hard, let's do the hard part.