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[owen @0dubz]

@celtic_jaime “Always slicely thinned”

[Artifex Memoriarum @ArtifexMemor]

my local gym has zero chill 😂

[Sturt doinks @sturtdoinks]

I love stumbling upon some junkie pages and seeing a bunch of retard junkies arguing about pills like we do about weed. Shit is fucking hilarious

[unbanhitec @thxsiicko]

yall niggas ever had silent lunch ?

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Ain’t seen a ugly pregnant bitch in a minute u niggas getting smart I see

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

This is worse than the Holocaust

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

i love that sweet spot of like 8 beers where you get The Photographers Eye

[stillboolin @beforeikrash]

the lamest thing a nigga can do is snap after a dap up

[Michael Toro @MichaelToro340]

Do NOT order the Tie Dye Pizza from Hungry Howies‼️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[B A L L F O R E V E R @ralofamgoon]

NO ONE WORKS HARDER THAN A PERSON WHO HATES ASKING FOR FAVORS…

[Publius Decius Mus @Borge_Baldwin]

Buc-ee’s whole concept was just “what if a gas station wasn’t owned by indians” and it’s a national phenomenon now.

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Dudes hammered but correct

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Im so tired of hearing about this reflecting pool

[legen @legen_eth]

The strait of Hormuz:

Saturday - closed
Sunday - closed
Monday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Tuesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Wednesday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Thursday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM
Friday - 9:30 AM - 4:30 PM

[Realbrettski @brettskireal]

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