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Not Luke confirming he doesn’t have a storyline other than to be in love with Pen
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(ALSO LUKE NEWTON IN A HENLEY 🥵🥵🥵)

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@3strelitzia Otherwise we‘d be fcked 🫣

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@ghrmwells The crazies are spiraling 🌀

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@babybelcameli Ugggggh!!! 🔥

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@everfolkmore_ @offcampusbra Gosh, I hope Belmont never pulls back from being funny online because of weirdos like you that think they have any kind of right to demand how he lives his life…

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@da13k15 Have to use a german phrase now, Off Campus and its stars set out to bring “man muss das Eisen schmieden so lange es heiß ist” to live 😮‍💨

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@emilyraywaters I am too scared to even check the comment section of AO3 🫣 (And of COURSE this treasure will continue to live on my kindle ♥️)

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Just about finished half of “The Asshole Contract” by the glorious @emilyraywaters and I have to wonder if it gets that much worse because so far, yes, Colin leads a shallow lifestyle and can act dick-ish but also he’s a sad baby? Like, he KNOWS that what he’s doing isn’t ⬇️

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@emilyraywaters Ok, finished it. LOOOOVED IT. Don’t get the controversy at all. Like it’s peak Colin and Pen with a lil twist but the way I was thinking he’s gonna be the worst person ever?!

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I am reading on with baited breath but I seriously love Asshole Colin so much?! How can anyone hate him, when he hates himself that much? But it’s dawning on him, people, it’s dawning on him. While our darling Pen is completely oblivious. You really are a wonder @emilyraywaters

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@3strelitzia We suuuuck tho.

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@kookiepond People are so parasocial it makes me sick to my stomach.

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@_gracieling That’s the kind of vanilla I’m dying to have. More vanilla to me 🍦

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@youreliablesist @literallygutsy Isn’t it SO funny??? The way he sheepishly looks to the person behind the camera?! I love Tucker / Jalen so much!

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@babybelcameli Ok, this is it, changing my profile picture RIGHT NOW!

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@_sunshine_hill_ I never said HE did. That place does honor the bingo winners that way. And yes, I do find that incredibly icky. Which includes going to said places 🤷‍♀️ Obvs that’s on me and he can do however he pleases. I however can personally get the ick from it.

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@bamberRae Sex bingo actually sounds fun 😆 The places he pops up just scream tacky at me and I don’t want Luke to be tacky 😭😭😭 (It’s absolutely a me problem I am well aware 🫠)

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Colin and Pen for real life 🩵

day 4 / pop culture #polincultures2026