CR15

…my first girlfriend turned into the moon

[CR15 @0f1no]

Should you ever find yourself all alone with no one to hold your hands I pray you find the courage to put your hands in your pockets and sojourn alone

[CR15 @0f1no]

It’s simple, they say he has no knockout goals but if you tell them he’s a better player than Messi cause he’s got more goals then they say football isn’t solely about goals

[Castle @aight_dawg]

So Ronaldo was the first player in World Cup history to win Man of the Match in all three group stage games of a single tournament in 2010. He won MOTM against Ivory Coast, North Korea and Brazil. How did people manage to push the narrative that he is a World Cup flop?

[CR15 @0f1no]

@aight_dawg It’s simple, they say he has no knockout goals but if you tell them he’s a better player than Messi cause he’s got more goals then they say football isn’t solely about goals

[🇪🇸 @newreyreal2]

The 2006 WC was so stacked 😭

[Blessed😈🇦🇷 @Blessedonx1]

Generation so lost you have to be a 25 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180, dark skinned to date a lash tech

[CR15 @0f1no]

World Champion

[CR15 @0f1no]

They had to wait until you were 41, they’re gonna wait forever cause my next line of argument is put your World Cup and 1000 goals on the table

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @AveiroPrince_]

Cristiano Ronaldo said Real Madrid were going to three-peat the UCL.
Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez started laughing on the stage so he had to remind them he is HIM 🐐

[Ọma the cunt @Omathecunt]

Since it is not ideologically peng for wokies to admit to wanting the typical patriarchal norm, they just rename their proclivity to whatever suits them. Even the most glaringly enlightened woman will resent you for not being imposing enough. Delilah does not like to be delayed.

[CR15 @0f1no]

@RayToluAyo @totalswagga Nice writeup chief, I admire and respect the way you don’t let those shenanigans rewrite history and try to downplay the legacy of one of the top 2 greatest players ever. But CR7 was originally named Ronaldo by his dad after the US president Ronald Reagan

[JugadorNro12 @_JugadorNro12]

"los argentinos no son racistas"

Messi llorando porque el tobillo se le va a poner negro:

[PANDEV🧘‍♂️⚽️ @Cyberjoe19]

Insane audacity 🐐🔥

[Gabo @Tega_Gabriel]

One of the easiest mistakes people make when describing relationship dynamics is treating their self-concept as an objective fact about the relationship. It’s truly fascinating to me.

“…who put me in the leader role…” is telling.

Is it possible that what it tries to mask…

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Most kids in Haiti don't make it past 5th grade. Let’s help them having a future. https://t.co/nOH9OToF7P

[CR15 @0f1no]

Wëřpÿůjœãßẫğhkłžçñ

[CR15 @0f1no]

@kemolala_ @whatever_sr1 @hackSultan @roguebaguette Thank you

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

“Useless goals”
“Goal to game ratio”
“Non penalty goals”
“Non penalty hattricks”
“Scores ONLY tapins”
“Box player”
“He’s after personal glory”

Them forge all these things and we no see one forge
We useless for this Ronaldo fanbase oo 😭😂😂😂

[CR15 @0f1no]

@kemolala_ @whatever_sr1 @hackSultan @roguebaguette What virtual usd card was that?

[#TheSportsIlluminator @RayToluAyo]

In 1988 after Cameroon had won AFCON by beating Nigeria for the second time in six years, Roger Milla retired from the national team at the age of 36

Six years earlier, in 1982, he had scored important goals as Cameroon qualified for their first ever FIFA World Cup

However in 1990, Cameroon qualified for the World Cup in Italy without Roger Milla

The AFCON defending champion had a poor tournament at Algiers 90 crashing out of the group stage

As preparation for the World Cup began, Cameroon's President, Paul Biya called Roger Milla to come out of retirement and play at the World Cup and Milla agreed

The story didn't end there as Cameroon players and the national team coach, Valery Nepomnyashchy didn't want a 38 year old to be part of them

Paul Biya issued a decree that Milla must go to the World Cup

It looked like an interference that would backfire but it became a masterstroke as Milla stole the show

Cameroon kicked off their campaign with a one nil over defending Champion, Argentina.

It shocked the world, it was their first ever world cup win and the Indomitable Lions finished the game with nine men.

While that was an early headline grabber, nobody expected what was still to come

In the second match against Romania. Roger Milla was introduced into the game in the second half with the game goalless

He bagged in two goals to become the oldest player to score at the world cup. Cameroon won 2-1 and qualified for the knockout stage

In the second round, Cameroon was up against Colombia and once again with the game goalless, Roger Milla was brought into the game

Two goals from Milla in extra time saw the Lions edged Colombia 2-1 as Cameroon became the first African team to reach the quarterfinal of the FIFA World Cup

They will crash out to England but Roger Milla had made a huge statement in an unbelievable manner

Milla didn't just score, he also had a signatory dance celebration that went viral

Nigeria's Fuji Icon Barrister sang about the iconic dance in one of his songs - 'Omode yi wajo, e ji jo Roger Milla (come and do the Roger Milla dance)

In 1994, Milla went to his third FIFA World Cup and scored yet again to become the oldest player to score a goal at the world cup

A record that stands till date

[Pablo Alakobar @the_popemichael]

Maybe I'm an outlier (I don't even believe I am) but Omo, woman fund my own idea with 900k before sha. The idea failed sef, and she said "At least we tried".

The first HR Analytics certification I wrote was $150. Na woman pay, barely 1 month talking. She said she noticed I've been studying hard and would like to pay for it. I passed it, got the job and took her on a date to say thank you.

At GTCO food festival two years ago, a random lady walked up to me, told me she liked my shirt and asked if I wanted to get drinks and food. When it was time to pay, I tried to pay (even though inside me I wanted to pull an Hauwa), she paid for it.

Moving to France, and my money remained 1.5m, na women give me 1m. Why? I don't even know.

In France, and was talking to an Estonian babe, and her first ever act was to sponsor a trip to Amsterdam.

In fact, my theory is that just as men don't like to talk about certain things they've done for women because it's embarrassing to them and their masculinity, might as well be the same for women as I think they don't like to admit that they spent money on a man, even random men, because their fellow women would bash them. So we don't often hear things like this.

I also strongly believe I'm not an outlier. There are many men who have experienced this.

Also if this is an agenda tweet, then I apologize for ruining it too.

[CR15 @0f1no]

Na only God know the kind billing wey make love Nwatiti deh cry out

[CKAY @ckay_yo]

boyfriend, not lord and saviour Jesus Christ…