Alex Ralestien (parody)

“the bigger they are the harder they fall” #MV/MS 1) @SilverKingTarg

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

“I’ve walked through fire and I still can’t seem to die”

Fandomless OC

Former vampire now lycan

Protective streak a mile wide

A heart of gold if you stick around long enough.

Mercanary for hire.

Drama=block

No minors!!

Another muse of #PhobiaDeimos

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@69News Good riddance I’ll never forgive the Uniontown speedway for what they did

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin She seems to have recovered the negative brain cells from Christmas

Would it be too much trouble to ask he reset that counter back to 0?

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

When you find ideas for another WAY underused Batman villain but the person in question is no longer around to show…ah well there’s only been one Owlman that I’ve had the pleasure of writing with but that was 3plus years ago 😭🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin “Bigger than before Christmas but I’m sure this will help”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@CapedFear @scribesnthings tho I think you already do follow

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin “You know I’m not one to expect others to fight my own battles..though the potential screaming would lure more out of their homes toward you”she’s not wearing much either.. cause of training… yeah let’s go with that😉

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin Snickering “shouldn’t you be happy it’s a slow night?” Yes she is well aware of what happened at Christmas…is she craving another round like a damn drug?

Also yes

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin “Does it have to be girly pink cute? Asking out of curiosity cause I prefer amethyst and black”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

Curious blinks as she sees the rainbow box wrapped up on her nightstand “how the…” carefully unwrapping it a small glowing bottle with a note ~ 1 drop per day best not to let B find this one -M~

Giggling and shaking her head “woman is craftier than Santa”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@KnightsMenace Stupidly tempted to see meridia for a de aging potion so this can be recreated

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@TheSlavicSin He can try but if he thinks she’s just gonna turn into an utter slut like the rest of them with one look then he’s got a rude awakening

He’s gonna have to earn it

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@KnightsMenace Casually strolling by in this

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@KnightsMenace Hums straightening her jacket “this what I gotta do to take my husband out to lunch huh?” She kept a few suits around for just such an occasion “I was thinking mama leoni’s and don’t you give me the whole work deal..you have the next 3 hours free I made sure of it”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@KnightsMenace // earlier point still stands but..yes please ��

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

In the end she knew

She may not have wanted to believe it

But deep down she knew

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

“ ya see @KnightsMenace when I’m with you I don’t have to be the one to hold it all up.. you make me feel delicate and small but in the best of ways.. and when you need someone to hold it all up for you you know I have you just like I know you have me”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@ScaledBalance @KnightsMenace “And I’ll be happily leaving them just this side of dead before they earn a one way trip to Arkham next to the clown and not the one we know..”

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

“ *into bed maybe..specifically @KnightsMenace though you won’t be lonely 😏

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

@KnightsMenace “If you hear a certain song from big and rich playing? No you don’t”💋

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

Still a need and she’s never actually been the type

Amazing what a good man will do to her @KnightsMenace

//testing if I can actually tag you in stuff again it is doing it on Angel’s now🙄//

[Alex Ralestien (parody) @0fGunsAndWolves]

🥺🥵😍 the sudden feminine urge to try and beat Sammie’s record when it comes to kids 🥵🥵🥺😍 “ I mean cmon @KnightsMenace the house is already set up for it 🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍😍”