NARUTO UZUMAKI

Parody account

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

( 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘏𝘐𝘓𝘋 𝘖𝘍 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘗𝘏𝘌𝘊𝘠 )

21 + 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 . 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 & 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 . 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘭'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 . 𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 .

— 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 —

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

@__CATSAGE "You're such a sweetheart aren't you? You're be an amazing mother of a human child too.

Speaking of which, our child missed you too."

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

Running full speed at @__CATSAGE

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

New daughter :)

[「 継嗣 」𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗦 (H.) @scarletvspring]

ㅤㅤ

gasp .ᐟ

ㅤㅤ

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

He doesn't respect me like she does.

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

No...

Why would you say that?..

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

Can we adopt Sarada instead :(

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

... That's not true!

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

As far as I know. I got castrated.

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

Bolt?..

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

That's not my son.

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

Is Boruto more like Naruto-kun or Sasuke-kun?

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

:)

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

I love you too...

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

I love you.

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

@HUMANOIDSOLDIER "Come here~"

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

Staring at his ass again.

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

@HUMANOIDSOLDIER "Mine-"

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

Mwuah

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

:(

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

:P

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

I don't know what that means.

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

It's like what I did to you :P

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

What's this rizz?

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

The fuck you looking at?

[𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑯𝑶𝑷𝑬 @BountifulTalent]

🧍

[NARUTO UZUMAKI @0fTheNineTaiIs]

He was trapped.

[Hinata Hyūga || 日向 ヒナタ @Jibunnoshomei]

... she hasn't seen him in ages...